What are we allowed to scare people about anymore ?
I mean, we can't scare people about being fat. They live longer than skinny people do.
We can't scare people about having high cholesterol. They appear to live longer than people who have low cholesterol.
We can't scare people about eating too much sugar. Sugar consumption is down since 1980.
We can't scare people about eating too many processed foods. Turns out that the more we eat, the longer we live!
We can't scare people about not doing cardio. Do the French do cardio ?
Anything left ? Help me out here. How the hell am I going to get any customers ?!?!