Sounds like pipe is also a lot more eco friendly than train.
Whoever it'll be he'll be a lot better candidate/campaigner/messgenger than the last Pub.
If we're talking quality conservative humorists...............Dennis Miller and Greg Gutfeld.
What about a Walker/Rubio ticket?
He is mostly affiliated with this off-shoot religion, where he sat in Jeremiah Wright's church for 20 years.