From: The International Council of Man Laws.
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the...
I remember part of an old Indian legend that there was a chasm between man and all the other animals in the world and it was growing wider. The only...
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small knob...
From today's emails
AN IRISH CATHOLIC CONFESSION
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie...
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car, which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign,...
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were...
Reasons for Sensitivity Training
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to...
At the National Art Gallery , in Dublin Ireland, a Canadian couple were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting...
Samantha married Ted and they had 13 children. Ted died.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident...
Call the dump out on Pine Tree Rd in south Orlando. I am pretty sure they take toxic liquids.
NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars. It discovered no signs of ESPN, beer, porn. Clearly, men are not from Mars.
A local barber shop installed a new robotic barber to take some of the pressure off of him.
A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told...
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of...
Doesn't matter where you develop your hunger as long as you go home to feed.
Prince doing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" with Tom Petty and Jeff Lynne
1. Sweet Polly Purebread
2. No idea
3. "Have no fear Underdog is here!"
Herculoids (sometimes I get them in my ass)
Beany and Cecil
Davey and Goliath
Felix the Cat
Only one I don't recall is 16. I knew the rest.