Calista Flockhart - "I can bench press 400 pounds, you mofos."
Given that I'm a prickly prick with no sense of humor save for laughing at my own jokes...
I gotta say that this one (by me) was the best.
Ha, speaking of that...
I was 5'9'' 115 lbs or so during 2005 GC days, when I was a little prick on these boards.
Now at 190 lbs or so, about the...
A lot of folks have asked me how many churches I had to stay in after my roof came off completely during hurricane Andrew.
I don't really remember;...
Ndamukong Suh - NFL players today are too violent and dirty. We need to tone things down a great deal.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - "I wish I was born female."
I've never been great with humor or one liners...but thought this might unleash some of it.
What are things that you know each celebrity or athlete...
Have any of you of when much more up with which we will not put?
There was once a person named Rock
Who most here would gladly coldcock
Not afraid to look dumb
To the pub he would come
And everything he'd say was a...
When Criminal Minds meets Seinfeld.
Yummy House in GVille, on 7605 W Newberry Rd
I have a sick mind...lol.
I wouldn't want to molest one.