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Kristi Noem is an evil, puppy killing piece of garbage

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by HeyItsMe, Apr 27, 2024.

  1. GatorBen

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    If it makes you feel better, I also wouldn’t vote for someone who wrote in their book that they had an abortion because they “hated that baby” and “knew in that moment what they had to do.”

    Even putting the morality question aside entirely, someone who would proudly write either has no sense whatsoever.
     
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  2. flgator2

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    Biden’s dog bit Secret Service agents about 24 times, new records show - The Washington Post



    President Biden’s dog Commander bit Secret Service agents about 24 times, more than previously disclosed, according to newly released Secret Service emails that for the first time reveal the agency’s deliberations about adjusting its operations to keep its agents safe from the dog.

    He should ask Kristi for some advice on how to stop this
     
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  3. channingcrowderhungry

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    Is your point that Kristi would shoot the dog? Cause that seems to be your point
     
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  4. l_boy

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    Exactly. This is what happens when you govern a state that is smaller than many cities. The fact that she clearly thinks people will find this relatable is dumbfounding.
     
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  5. ElimiGator

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    Behavioral euthanasia is not uncommon for dogs that can’t or won’t respond to training. Biting people repeatedly falls into this category. Not huntin’ the right bird should be given up for adoption to me, IMO. My neighbor has some nice fat chickens.
     
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  6. flgator2

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    I was being funny, so yes that was exactly what I was saying. But If I had a dog that bit that many people then yes, I would have it put down. I like animals and I'm not a hunter. I can't answer for all states, but I know in Florida if a dog attacks a person and it's reported to the police, that animal is taken away and put down. I would think there has to be proof that the animal attacked that person without being provoked
     
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  7. docspor

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    Try to keep up. Pubs are all for baby killing now. Why? Votes.
     
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  8. PITBOSS

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    peculiar item for maga to support - shooting pets. Fortunately even conservatives pushed back on her bragging about killing a puppy she couldn’t train.
     
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  9. flgator2

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    Only when animal has a history, Biden dog has issues, and it should have been put down a long time ago. Like I state earlier I like pets and I couldn't shoot a dog unless it was attacking me or someone else. You know this isn't really a left or right thing
     
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  10. flgator2

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  11. GatorBen

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    I’m just confused why both she and her publicist, who undoubtedly read the book before it was published, thought that the same US electorate who was scandalized a decade ago that Mitt Romney went on a road trip with his dog in a kennel on the roof rack of his car had somehow changed enough that they would now be impressed that she had the courage to shoot a puppy who wasn’t any good at bird hunting despite knowing it would upset her daughter.
     
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  12. gatorjo

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    a) What about the goat? Why does nobody care about him?


    She then went on to kill a family goat, which she called “nasty and mean.” Noem also led the goat to a gravel pit, where she said her first shot wounded but did not kill the animal. She got another shell for her gun and killed the goat, according to the book.



    b) Did she lie to the kids about where Cricket went?

    Noem wrote that her daughter seemed confused when she came home from school, asking, “Hey, where's Cricket?”

    We Gave Rex To A Nice Farm Family vs. They Had Me Put To Sleep At The Vet
     
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  13. PITBOSS

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    Good point.

    “Governor Kristi Noem has seen her chances of becoming Donald Trump's 2024 running mate fall dramatically after reports of her shooting her "untrainable" dog emerged, according to an online prediction market.”

    Kristi Noem's VP odds crash after dog killing revelation
     
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  14. GatorJMDZ

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    I understand you simply refuse to acknowledge the difference between a clump of cells and a human being. You are, of course, absolutely incorrect on every single scientific and medical level. I've also learned the explaining that ad nauseam to the radical anti-choicers does absolutely no good...you have this notion in your head and pesky facts will not change it.

    All I can do at this point is make another donation to Planned Parenthood. They are great as their donation page allows you to contribute in honor of someone. I also offer you the following.:
    Since you are essentially unteachable, I will leave you with this. Print it and take it with you when you go grocery shopping, refer to it frequently. When you are sent to the store to buy chicken, do NOT come home with this:


    You will not be able to lie your way out of your mistake.
     
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  15. GatorNorth

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    I think it's the imagery of throwing her 14 month old dog (puppy, really) in a gravel pit and proudly shooting it like it was a fish in a barrel that's so disturbing.

    If the dog is so bad (and it may well could have been), and is a danger to your neighbors or your family, either try to re-home it or bring in the farm vet to put it down humanely.

    And by all means, don't then brag about it in a book. There's no way not to look bad, unless you just want to invite PETA to your every public appearance in which case....mission accomplished.
     
  16. StrangeGator

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    I'd be really nervous if I was one of her employees and had an unsatisfactory performance review.
     
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  17. NavyGator93

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    I believe she noted the goat smelled, so I gave her a pass on that one.

    Seriously, I hope they at least ate the goat.
     
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  18. cocodrilo

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    I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
     
  19. cocodrilo

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    Anagram for Kristi Noem:

    Irksome Nit
     
  20. GatorNorth

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    Fortunately her husband didn’t smell as bad as the goat or attack the neighbor’s chickens, so she only cheated on him instead of shooting him.
     
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