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House Freedom Caucus activates Floor Action Response Team (F.A.R.T.)

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by GatorJMDZ, Apr 19, 2024.

  1. GatorJMDZ

    GatorJMDZ gatorjack VIP Member

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    Those House Republicans are on top of everything. F.A.R.T was activated to prevent any measures from being sneaked onto the floor by allies of House Speaker Johnson that might reduce their power.

    Reports that their motto is "Silent, but deadly" have not been confirmed.

    As you can imagine, social media is having a field day with this latest showing of obliviousness from the Caucus.

    MSN
     
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  2. homer

    homer GC Hall of Fame

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    Piff
     
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  3. citygator

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    I was looking for a place to put this and lo and behold.. a fart thread!

     
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  4. G8tas

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    They are the best and brightest of today's GOP
     
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  5. GatorJMDZ

    GatorJMDZ gatorjack VIP Member

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    You working undercover for them?
     
  6. sierragator

    sierragator GC Hall of Fame

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    Monkeys swinging from the rafters slinging shit instead of governing.
     
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  7. sierragator

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    Special
    High
    Intensity
    Training
     
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  8. homer

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    No. It’s too smelly under the covers.
     
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  9. Emmitto

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    What a show! Some sort of show! Something show! Ugh, I can’t quite place it…
     
  10. oragator1

    oragator1 Premium Member

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    Speaking of Johnson, this would be the most awesome thing ever. I think it’s just being dangled as a threat though.

     
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  11. Emmitto

    Emmitto VIP Member

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    Yah, that is some left over stuff of the horse.
     
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  12. ElimiGator

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    F.A.R.T. Team #2 new motto is in fact:
    Tacitus Autem Fatalis
     
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  13. gatordavisl

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    Word has that this training is getting flushed.
     
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  14. AndyGator

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    I heard it was getting wiped :cool:
     
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  15. enviroGator

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    It is hard to believe this isn't satire. Wow.
     
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  16. G8trGr8t

    G8trGr8t Premium Member

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    You're on a roll lately...
     
  17. cocodrilo

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    Some of the House Republicans aren't housebroken yet. They belong in the Caca Caucus.
     
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  18. Spurffelbow833

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    I can't wait for Biden to get wind of this.
     
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  19. l_boy

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    eww
     
  20. sierragator

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    Talk about raising a stink
     
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