Gator Country

Sorry about not getting this weekly installment out last week. I was too busy pouring the fuel on my UGA hatred, ala re-watching last year’s game, more-than-enough “Incident” articles, and general backstory on the Poodle’s treatment of my fine Gators over the years. Had I written a blog it probably would’ve looked something like this –



in lesser, far more derogatory words, of course.
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OH MY!



So that’s not exactly what happens but I think everyone gets the message here –

Kentucky is good at basketball.

And the next message?

Florida is better at basketball, having posted a 6-2 mark against the Wild-ones since 2005 with 3 SEC Championships and 2 NCAA National Championships within that span.

Clearly they have something...

2 down, 1 to go -


While my Photoshop skills may very well be lacking, suffice to say that the stranglehold the Bowdens have on coaching is now just as absent. I don’t know what’s more LOL-worthy – seeing your dad still coaching and agreeably twice your age or the fact that I used the word “stranglehold” to describe this bunches relationship with football. The only thing Blobby passed down to his sons...

As promised, the Gab of the coming game brought to you by the Gib.

My goodness, an athlete wishes to harm a fellow athlete? This IS news!


Hide the women and children, right?

I'm sure Mr. Francois meant nothing by his comments but this is America and we have too many journalists with too little to do. Perhaps the words were misconstrued, elaborated upon or even outright made up...