Gator Country

What the heck is up with lettuce? If it tastes like anything at all, it's bitter. It has virtually no nutritional value and takes up valuable hamburger space that could be better used by more flavorful toppings like tomatoes, onions, cheese and bacon.

And don't tell me that it's useful for salad. I have the same complaint. It really tastes like nothing and the only way I can eat it is if I slather it in salad dressing.

Just say no to lettuce! I won't stand for...