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kurt_borglum
03-03-2013, 09:32 AM
ITALIAN VIRGINITY TEST


Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.

His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~

a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel."

Mario asks ... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"

The doctor replies ... "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue. If she says ... 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen !', ...........you hit her with the Shovel.

Gator515151
03-03-2013, 10:40 AM
The definition of a virgin in Kentucky.............a girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Gator515151
03-03-2013, 10:43 AM
In West Virginia they have a test to determine if a girl is old enough for sex.

You seat her in a chair and if her feet touch the ground she is old enough..............if her feet don't touch the ground you saw off the legs of the chair.