g8orbill
02-27-2013, 08:23 PM
A middle aged lady had been arrested for shop lifting and was before the judge. Thge judge asked her what she stole and she replied a small can of peaches-the judge then asked her how many slices of peaches were in the can and she said 6-so the judge then said okay then I sentence you to 6 days in jail. Her husband with whom she was not getting along then raised his hand and said your honor I would like to say something-the judge said okay and her husband then said, "she also stole a can of peas".