Couple Arrested On Jax Beach Having Sex At 5:40 PM EST

[Jaggator]

After reading this, I can't help but wonder how stupid people can be.

If pics are ever released, I'll post them. It appears photo was already removed.

Someone should have put this on You Tube. :wink:

http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2013-02-22/story/couple-arrested-jacksonville-beach-having-sex

[Jaggator]

I think our friend JohnC1908 use to live a couple blocks from there.

[Jaggator]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fj8ix5tlxbkjpg/k-bigpic.jpg

[Jaggator]

Dude definitely out-kicked his punt coverage, wouldn't you agree?

[ValdostaGatorFan]

That dude is in his 20s? Looks like he lead a rough life

[Spurffelbow833]

That's got to be the greatest make-up sex story I've ever heard. Gettin' it on while the car burns and the world watches. It's a beautiful thing when two codependent people enable each other and leave the rest of us alone.

[GatorPrincess8]

He looks like he is in his 40's.

[Tebowism0823]

Dude definitely out-kicked his punt coverage, wouldn't you agree?

I'd say the same for both except neither is a treasure

[gatormoe1]

Normally I have a pic policy with a thread such as this, but after seeing the mug shots... eh, I'll pass.

[g8orbill]

he looks stoned

[JaxLizard]

So did he finish the deed? Nothing more frustrating than not closing the deal from a guy"s perspective.

[toon66]

Nothing like beach dirties. Wonder if they transplanted from Michigan?

[romeg8r]

Ahhhh makeup sex.

[ValdostaGatorFan]

"beach dirties" hahaha

[bigsonbitch]

sand can grind it to a halt. Hate that part

[romeg8r]

True Grit

[Minister_of_Information]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fj8ix5tlxbkjpg/k-bigpic.jpg

Evidently Waynegro "had to get it on."

[ThePlayer]

Did they set the car on fire with their sex?

[Jstewie15]

Any of u Girls want to go to beach tonight? lol

[mamag8ter]

I thought sex on the beach was a drink.

[northgagator]

I thought sex on the beach was a drink.

Lol. Well said and well timed!

[jeffphillips21]

Evidently Waynegro "had to get it on."

nice Heat referance

[dudehead]

Looks like meth has marked another soul to me.

[Go2gtr]

How romantic.

[GolphinGator]

The comments after the article are classic.

[Jaggator]

The comments after the article are classic.

LOL! I went back to read them...good stuff!

"So let's review.
Rip roaring argument. A stomp off , a "I'll show you" car conflagration and then
"I think he's porkin' her Ralph."
"No, no they are just wrestling."
"I don 't think so Ralph!"

Sounds like a reality show in the making-
"Housewives of Jax Beach!"

[gnvgator]

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/sex-on-the-beach-cocktail.jpgI thought sex on the beach was a drink.

[Jaggator]

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/sex-on-the-beach-cocktail.jpg

Nice! I wonder if they got one to go on their way to jail? :grin:

[ovillegator]

Kinda redefines Beach Blanket Bingo, doesn't it.

[toon66]

Kinda redefines Beach Blanket Bingo, doesn't it.

Yeah, beach dirty bingo.

[gatorknights]

Gives a new meaning to the term "bumping uglies"

[ValdostaGatorFan]

Set fire to that Sex on the Beach, then bam, you have a Jacksonville Car Bomb. Could be all the rage at the beach bars.

[tegator80]

Remember, you don't have to have looks to have sex, just parts.
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And paper bags.
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And alcohol. LOTS of alcohol.

[Jaggator]

Let's get serious here.

Based only on the photos I posted, if you're a male poster would you have had sex with her?

Based only on the photos, if you're a female poster would you have had sex with him?

[Jstewie15]

Let's get serious here.

Based only on the photos I posted, if you're a male poster would you have had sex with her?

Based only on the photos, if you're a female poster would you have had sex with him?


I'm a male and absolutely not.

[StrangeGator]

Let's get serious here.

Based only on the photos I posted, if you're a male poster would you have had sex with her?

Based only on the photos, if you're a female poster would you have had sex with him?


I'm a male and absolutely not.

We're usually not at our best when getting mug shots. She might not be too bad at all if she had not just been scraped off the beach and thrown in the back of a squad car.

Would I hit it? I'd hit about anyone that would have me right now.

[OaktownGator]

Let's get serious here.

Based only on the photos I posted, if you're a male poster would you have had sex with her?

Based only on the photos, if you're a female poster would you have had sex with him?
No way.

I can remember one time back in my single days, when I was drunk as a skunk near closing time and this "beautiful blonde" was eyeing me from across the bar, so I walked over... the closer I got the more she looked like that mug shot you posted.

Even drunk and horny, I turned and walked away.

[mamag8ter]

Especially paper bags in this case, lol!!

[northgagator]

Kinda redefines Beach Blanket Bingo, doesn't it.

Or they were recreating that famous movie scene "From Hell To Eternity"

https://www.google.com/search?q=from+here+to+eternity&hl=en&client=safari&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=RXYtUdXjPJHK9gTn14C4Bw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=356#i=0

[RayGator]

Or they were recreating that famous movie scene "From Hell To Eternity"

https://www.google.com/search?q=from+here+to+eternity&hl=en&client=safari&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=RXYtUdXjPJHK9gTn14C4Bw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=356#i=0

"From Here to Eternity" is one of my all time favorite movies! I remember when it came out, about 1953 or so. The exciting ads for it on our black and white TV. My favorite movies are those with an historical context. Probably about a dozen or so of them on my favorite list.

[JohnC1908]

I think our friend JohnC1908 use to live a couple blocks from there.

I did and I'll be moving back in about a month. Unfortunately the area by the pier and 1st/Beach is a haven for transients. Judging by the pictures this appears to be the case.

[JohnC1908]

No way.

I can remember one time back in my single days, when I was drunk as a skunk near closing time and this "beautiful blonde" was eyeing me from across the bar, so I walked over... the closer I got the more she looked like that mug shot you posted.

Even drunk and horny, I turned and walked away.

Good from far and far from good is what we call those kind of girls.

[brainstorm]

According to this link, she clocked in at 6-0 170. That is "guy" territory if you know what I mean.

http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/fl-jso/2013-02-18/kathy-lynn-granone-2013004877

[rounds]

She looks like that "giant" guy who used to be in the circus freak show. Prolly his daughter??
Circus folks love Jax.

[Emmitto]

Dude definitely out-kicked his punt coverage, wouldn't you agree?

Looks like roughing the punter to me. Probably at least one crack-back too. This play should've just been blown dead.

[alphaOmegator]

This thread is no good With Pictures,nomesayin..:laugh:

[JohnC1908]

You don't want anymore pictures unless you have a fetish for methed out transients.

[OaktownGator]

Good from far and far from good is what we call those kind of girls.

You called that. :laugh: