Is it Romantic to Offer a Girl $200 ....

[ACCecil]

.... for Valentine's Day?

Wondering.

I'd especially like to hear from female Pubbers.

Thanks in advance.

Serious post.

[JimBobTheClown]

Probably not. Not a female tho

[gator1986]

Lol! Even if it is serious it's still funny! And most girls would say no!

[cstgator]

.... for Valentine's Day?

Wondering.

I'd especially like to hear from female Pubbers.

Thanks in advance.

Serious post.

What the hell? No way. And as a man you shouldn't take relationship advice from women, always a bad idea.

If you want to be romantic, use that $200 to cook a bomb-ass meal and transform your place into a sexy candlelit penthouse. This will get you mindblowing sex. Giving her $200 will give you a "aw thanks you are so sweet."

[GatorNation850]

Why not take the 200 and buy her something romantic or use it to take to to dinner lol to lazy to do that? Lol j/k

[Jaggator]

.... for Valentine's Day?

Wondering.

I'd especially like to hear from female Pubbers.

Thanks in advance.

Serious post.

Do you mean offer $200 so you can boink her on Valentine's Day or just give her $200 as a Valentine gift to let her spend it anyway she wants?

[Minister_of_Information]

No, it is not romantic.

[TheGator]

To do what exactly? As a gift? Take her to a great restaurant and cover the bed in rose pedals.

To have sex? Well No. Of course, you may get two for $200.

[gators4life]

Only if she graduated from the ACC.

[gatordavisl]

Only if she graduated from the ACC.Ding, ding, ding! And cst had some solid advice.

[mamag8ter]

Shake $200.00 bucks at me and see what happens. My Husband will tell you I will take it in a heartbeat and go shopping. I will also show him the time of his life. I am a very practical woman who knows Hubby is not good at picking things out.

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

This girl a stripper, bro? Then the answer is affirmative.

[gator1986]

Make her work for that 200$

[ovillegator]

I'm guessing she must be a single mom or something and needs the cash for you to be considering this as a gift. If so, a gift card for Target would be meaningful. If not, then NO!

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Stripper, single mom. Now we're talking semantics.

[ACCecil]

Thanks for the replies so far.

Perhaps a little background is needed.

And it might be best if I am a bit vague.

Basically, I am in a rela. It is a generally happy rela. I am not looking. I do not consider myself to be a player at all. I am not exactly young anymore either. I know what my life is and it is fine with me.

I do a pretty good job of providing for my family and so forth.

I am not bored or going through a mid-life crisis. There is no crisis. I am happy and secure but I guess I am also a bit off center too when you get right down to it.

So, I had to take my dog, she really isn't mine you understand, it is a dog we got from the pet rescue for my youngest son. Anyway, I, of course, get stuck taking the damned mutt to the vet. I am there, minding my own damned business, alone in the lobby waiting room area with the dog. This happened a few weeks ago. A really pretty petite hispanic young lady comes out and starts putting dog food away in this counter out there in the lobby area near me. She sees me. I see her.

I didn't really look at her at first.

I was dressed like a moron like I am usually dressed when it isn't a work day. I was wearing sweats and a long sleeved black waffle top shirt that is long johns I got at Target but it was a cold day so I wear it as outer wear.

It never crossed my mind that she might be even looking at me in any way.

But she was. I think. She kept coming out there. And then as I was paying at the end she struck up a conversation with me and it was unmistakable.

So, as I was standing there and it was taking one of the other workers an eternity to figure out all the charges I looked up on the board they had up and saw her name. I then looked for her on Facebook and found her.

I found out a little more about her on FB.

I am kidding about offering her money.

I can't really pursue anything with her. But I definately can't forget her either. And with Val Day coming I was thinking there must be some way I can do something to let her know I am sorry we didn't meet a long time ago.

Something cool, hopefully not creepy, but something kind of movie-ish.

I guess I am just being weird. Sorry.

[ACCecil]

I forgot to say .... my dog peed all over the place and I think she had to clean it up. It is fate I am telling you.

[nastyreptile]

To have sex? Well No. Of course, you may get two for $200.


Damn, start with $20 and let her negotiate you up a little, when she says yes you'll know her price....unless she's a cop....:cry:

[rounds]

She obviously wants to make your life complete...

[FrankGator627]

Thanks for the replies so far.

Perhaps a little background is needed.

And it might be best if I am a bit vague.

Basically, I am in a rela. It is a generally happy rela. I am not looking. I do not consider myself to be a player at all. I am not exactly young anymore either. I know what my life is and it is fine with me.

I do a pretty good job of providing for my family and so forth.

I am not bored or going through a mid-life crisis. There is no crisis. I am happy and secure but I guess I am also a bit off center too when you get right down to it.

So, I had to take my dog, she really isn't mine you understand, it is a dog we got from the pet rescue for my youngest son. Anyway, I, of course, get stuck taking the damned mutt to the vet. I am there, minding my own damned business, alone in the lobby waiting room area with the dog. This happened a few weeks ago. A really pretty petite hispanic young lady comes out and starts putting dog food away in this counter out there in the lobby area near me. She sees me. I see her.

I didn't really look at her at first.

I was dressed like a moron like I am usually dressed when it isn't a work day. I was wearing sweats and a long sleeved black waffle top shirt that is long johns I got at Target but it was a cold day so I wear it as outer wear.

It never crossed my mind that she might be even looking at me in any way.

But she was. I think. She kept coming out there. And then as I was paying at the end she struck up a conversation with me and it was unmistakable.

So, as I was standing there and it was taking one of the other workers an eternity to figure out all the charges I looked up on the board they had up and saw her name. I then looked for her on Facebook and found her.

I found out a little more about her on FB.

I am kidding about offering her money.

I can't really pursue anything with her. But I definately can't forget her either. And with Val Day coming I was thinking there must be some way I can do something to let her know I am sorry we didn't meet a long time ago.

Something cool, hopefully not creepy, but something kind of movie-ish.

I guess I am just being weird. Sorry.

No bueno

[brolowe]

Ahhh Li'l Grasshopper. Rare is the woman who knows what we all are, and that we do no more than haggle over prices! So say the Rice Cake paddies.

[Gatormb]

Get her a Moe's gift card. I kid.

Cast Iron cookware!

[mamag8ter]

If my Husband gave me cast iron cookware for Valentines Day, he would get hit over the head with it.

[oldgator]

speaking from experience(my wife was a stripper when I met and later proposed to her. Day I proposed was her last day stripping. She then went to nursing school and got a BSN) I can tell you that giving a stripper $200 on Valentine's day will make her smile. But she most likely will be even more enthusiastic if you brought her a dozen roses and a lobster dinner at work. Though roses/lobster would cost less than $200 the ego trip she'll be on as other strippers see her getting treated like a 'lady' is worth more than $200.

tip to those who wonder what various female celebs look like nude.....simple do a google image search with the 'safe search' setting set to allow any pics to be permitted. And then type celeb's name and the word 'nude' next to the name. Even if celeb has never done nude photos there are a lot of creative photoshoppers in the world. And many of them have already taken the celebs face and photoshopped it onto a a nude body of the same general type as the celeb.

[kkg8r]

No bueno

+ uno

[nflgator]

Before or after?

[rounds]

"Straight" or "Around the World"?

[ACCecil]

oldgator,

loved your story.

the idea that all strippers are gold diggers addicted to smack or something is just wrong. you can meet nice girls and make them nurses, etc.

i bet she is just as sexy now as she was up on the stage.

[The_Ultimate_Gator]

tip to those who wonder what various female celebs look like nude.....simple do a google image search with the 'safe search' setting set to allow any pics to be permitted. And then type celeb's name and the word 'nude' next to the name. Even if celeb has never done nude photos there are a lot of creative photoshoppers in the world. And many of them have already taken the celebs face and photoshopped it onto a a nude body of the same general type as the celeb.

With age comes wisdom. This guy gets it.

[bbblock]

I am 76.I had a similar encounter several years ago with a womanwho is 13 years my junior.It developed into a friendship with someone in another country.She has health problems and I helped her with an operation.Had I met her 15 years sooner perhaps we might well be together now.I remember her birthday every year and we stay in touch.We did travel together in Europe several times.Do what your heart tells you if it is for the right reasons.

[Jaggator]

I am 76.I had a similar encounter several years ago with a womanwho is 13 years my junior.It developed into a friendship with someone in another country.She has health problems and I helped her with an operation.Had I met her 15 years sooner perhaps we might well be together now.I remember her birthday every year and we stay in touch.We did travel together in Europe several times.Do what your heart tells you if it is for the right reasons.


I posted 79 year old Joan Collins in another thread because some posters thought Kate Upton was too fat and overrated. See Joan on page 4 of the Kate Upton thread. Just for you! It will make you smile. :wink:

[GatoRella]

Thanks for the replies so far.

Perhaps a little background is needed.

And it might be best if I am a bit vague.

Basically, I am in a rela. It is a generally happy rela. I am not looking. I do not consider myself to be a player at all. I am not exactly young anymore either. I know what my life is and it is fine with me.

I do a pretty good job of providing for my family and so forth.

I am not bored or going through a mid-life crisis. There is no crisis. I am happy and secure but I guess I am also a bit off center too when you get right down to it.

So, I had to take my dog, she really isn't mine you understand, it is a dog we got from the pet rescue for my youngest son. Anyway, I, of course, get stuck taking the damned mutt to the vet. I am there, minding my own damned business, alone in the lobby waiting room area with the dog. This happened a few weeks ago. A really pretty petite hispanic young lady comes out and starts putting dog food away in this counter out there in the lobby area near me. She sees me. I see her.

I didn't really look at her at first.

I was dressed like a moron like I am usually dressed when it isn't a work day. I was wearing sweats and a long sleeved black waffle top shirt that is long johns I got at Target but it was a cold day so I wear it as outer wear.

It never crossed my mind that she might be even looking at me in any way.

But she was. I think. She kept coming out there. And then as I was paying at the end she struck up a conversation with me and it was unmistakable.

So, as I was standing there and it was taking one of the other workers an eternity to figure out all the charges I looked up on the board they had up and saw her name. I then looked for her on Facebook and found her.

I found out a little more about her on FB.

I am kidding about offering her money.

I can't really pursue anything with her. But I definately can't forget her either. And with Val Day coming I was thinking there must be some way I can do something to let her know I am sorry we didn't meet a long time ago.

Something cool, hopefully not creepy, but something kind of movie-ish.

I guess I am just being weird. Sorry.

Dude what?

And what on earth is a rela?

[Jaggator]

Rela = Relationship???

[ovillegator]

Thanks for the replies so far.

Perhaps a little background is needed.

And it might be best if I am a bit vague.

Basically, I am in a rela. It is a generally happy rela. I am not looking. I do not consider myself to be a player at all. I am not exactly young anymore either. I know what my life is and it is fine with me.

I do a pretty good job of providing for my family and so forth.

I am not bored or going through a mid-life crisis. There is no crisis. I am happy and secure but I guess I am also a bit off center too when you get right down to it.

So, I had to take my dog, she really isn't mine you understand, it is a dog we got from the pet rescue for my youngest son. Anyway, I, of course, get stuck taking the damned mutt to the vet. I am there, minding my own damned business, alone in the lobby waiting room area with the dog. This happened a few weeks ago. A really pretty petite hispanic young lady comes out and starts putting dog food away in this counter out there in the lobby area near me. She sees me. I see her.

I didn't really look at her at first.

I was dressed like a moron like I am usually dressed when it isn't a work day. I was wearing sweats and a long sleeved black waffle top shirt that is long johns I got at Target but it was a cold day so I wear it as outer wear.

It never crossed my mind that she might be even looking at me in any way.

But she was. I think. She kept coming out there. And then as I was paying at the end she struck up a conversation with me and it was unmistakable.

So, as I was standing there and it was taking one of the other workers an eternity to figure out all the charges I looked up on the board they had up and saw her name. I then looked for her on Facebook and found her.

I found out a little more about her on FB.

I am kidding about offering her money.

I can't really pursue anything with her. But I definately can't forget her either. And with Val Day coming I was thinking there must be some way I can do something to let her know I am sorry we didn't meet a long time ago.

Something cool, hopefully not creepy, but something kind of movie-ish.

I guess I am just being weird. Sorry.

This is so wrong on so many levels. Hopefully this is just a fantasy story of yours.

If not, you need to think about your "generally happy 'rela'... "

You will find much more future happiness trying to make Valentines Day special for the one you are with, rather than juggling a second girl.

Look at it this way -- what if your girlfriend did what you are considering doing? You would be pretty disappointed in her, if not downright pissed.

I have been married 12 years, late 50s, and I can honestly say I would never, ever cheat on my wife. I'm not blind, I see attractive women as just that, but I know never to take the looking any farther. My marriage -- all marriages -- should be that important. To disappoint my wife in that way would be the greatest pain my heart could feel.

Your writing says two things -- you don't have the best self-image, and you aren't happy with your home life -- at least not enough to keep you from considering wandering.

Before you do anything, see if you can get your current 'rela' back to the level it was when you two were excited enough about each other to have a full 'relationship.' Let THAT be your focus on Valentine's Day. Make it extra special for her.

And if your current lady doesn't respond at all, sit down and have a long talk with her... about your futures, about what's important to each of you.

Then, if that falls apart, you can think about things south of the border.

[The_Ultimate_Gator]

Rela = Relationship???

It's fash to short every oth word.

[johnl]

Keep the responses coming..

[ACCecil]

I respect all the "keep the rela you have working advice" it is the same advice I give to other people when appropriate.

I also respect the "follow your heart" advice which, in some cases, doesn't follow the normal rules.

I'm not cavalier about other people's feelings. I don't want to hurt anyone. If I was cavalier about doing that this sort of thing would be easy. And, by the way, it isn't entirely clear if anyone would in fact be hurt one way or the other.

I don't expect anyone to understand that per se.

I suppose that is why each person has to decide what is and is not right in situations involving the heart.

[ACCecil]

@#30

Yeah. I know, I think, how you feel.

And if that is "wrong" well, then, like the old country song says, I don't want to be right. I believe in those kinds of "friendships."

I am well on my way to being a sugar daddy.

You see, once again, I joke. I am not trying to steal the pooty.

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Bro, just go to a strip club and buy yourself a couple of lappers.

[jewood592]

Stripper, single mom. Now we're talking semantics.

Oh wow! This is an all-timer😄😄😄😄😄

[Go2gtr]

So where does the $200 come in? You sound pretty confused.

I've been infatuated about once every other month for a majority of the 31 years I've been married. I had a legitimate shot at some and had to be the brakeman on a few. All in all I feel pretty damned good about how I handled it all.

[cocodrilo]

It's okay to offer a girl $200, but assure her that it has nothing to do with you wanting to have sex with her.

[ACCecil]

Go,

Good question.

The $200 was sort of a joke. I don't presume to know that this "girl" (she is probably in her 30's or late 20's) is in need of money and even if she was it wouldn't be right to hand it to her as if she was a hooker.

She isn't.

At least, I don't think she is.

I thought it was really cool she talked to me. I am not a beauty contest winner, most guys get the girls over me, but for whatever reason there is a small segment of girls who notice me a little bit. There is one at work who does that and it is weird almost because there are way better looking guys than me at work and some of them flirt with her and yet she rebuffs them with the coolest of ease.

She just sent me an email that was, if I am not mistaken, a bit flirtatious. It was an out of the blue compliment. I replied kindly but I am not interested in her as a side thing. Too messy. She is a work friend and that is it.

I tried to forget the Vet Girl but couldn't help looking her up on FB. And when I did I was hooked. I saw a few things on her FB site that ... I don't know ... made me think she's kind of like me. It made me think this was a little more than casual conversation for her at work with some guy she doesn't know.

I would love to just make her smile for Val Day.

That would be cool.

Val day is 2 days and a few hours away.

[GatoRella]

You are one weird guy Ace.....

[Go2gtr]

Moonstruck:
Why do men chase women?
They are afraid of dying.

[ACCecil]

Rella,

I don't think it particularly weird to find women attractive and interesting. If it is, once again, I refer you to the country song lyrics I mentioned earlier.

[ACCecil]

Go,

Moonstruck was a spectacular movie. I am not afraid to die. I think I could make this girl smile/happy and not in a sordid sex for cash way. I think she might need a friend.

I could be spectacularly wrong about that.

[ACCecil]

No message.

[GolphinGator]

:ninja:

[Gator515151]

This thread has potential. Kind of reminds me of my Widow next door thread of 10 years ago.

[medigator]

RUN !!! Faster than Dion Sanders from a classroom........

[ovillegator]

In all of this, you haven't mentioned one word about the woman you are either married to, living with, or in a relationship with. Don't you think you should be trying to make her "smile/happy and not in a sordid sex for cash way" on Valentine's Day?

That takes 100% focus.

[tegator80]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQlhrrqTQmU

If that doesn't help, then maybe this is more you liking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itMfQB2z29E

[panamacitygator]

Damn, start with $20 and let her negotiate you up a little, when she says yes you'll know her price....unless she's a cop....:cry:First offer the $200.00 and see if she says yes, then offer 1.00, if she says what do you think I am a whore. Then respond "We've already established that, now we're negotiating a price!"

[panamacitygator]

:joecool:Hey Cecil, her name isn't Eva is it?

[Jaggator]

I remember the good ole' days posting in the Pub and some of the threads back in the day.

Cecil is the only poster I remember that produced a hall of fame thread similar to this one but much better. It was another classic thread that produced many replies. He frequented a strip club and fell in love with one of the dancers while his significant other was away and got carried away writing about her in an inebriated state of mind. Funny all-time classic!

How many of you remember that one? Cecil's legend lives on. :laugh:

[Minister_of_Information]

The question remains: offer her $200 to do what, exactly?

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

I remember the good ole' days posting in the Pub and some of the threads back in the day.

Cecil is the only poster I remember that produced a hall of fame thread similar to this one but much better. It was another classic thread that produced many replies. He frequented a strip club and fell in love with one of the dancers while his significant other was away and got carried away writing about her in an inebriated state of mind. Funny all-time classic!

How many of you remember that one? Cecil's legend lives on. :laugh:

Bro, what strip club was that at?

[Jaggator]

Bro, what strip club was that at?

Cecil will have to answer that question when he comes back to read this. I don't think he named which one back then.

[Jaggator]

The question remains: offer her $200 to do what, exactly?


See Cecil's post #43

[gatorhaze]

All's fair in love and war.... but what about the family? Why ask us? And this thread is useless without pics!!!!

But to answer the question, cash is fine for nieces, nephews, sons, and daughters. If you want to really wow her, do something from the heart...

[ACCecil]

The "Eva" thread from a long time ago (not sure that was her name) happened one night when I went to a strip club in Orlando near where I live called Dancer's Royale (or something like that). It is near the Fashion Square Mall on Colonial at the intersection of Colonial and Old Cheney highway.

I wasn't in "love" with her I just thought she was way hotter than you'd expect to see in a strip club and I also thought she was not a normal dancer much like the guy sho said he married a dancer and now she is a nurse. This girl was that kind of girl. She was some confused young thing who was dancing and probably not going to be doing it for long and I just happened to be there on a night when she wandered, like a young awkward deer, out onto the stage.

I then got hungry and drove home to find something to eat but since my wife was out of town there wasn't a whole hell of a lot to eat so I had popcorn and posted about the whole thing in the Pub. I then said something to the effect of I prefer to walk rather than support Islamic terrorists and waste gas (this had to be near the time of one of the Gulf wars) so people started posting pics of guys riding bikes with big front wheels and that sort of thing.

It is true I had popcorn for dinner that night.

And I am still convinced that pretty young thing could have been had if I was slick enough to pull it off and perhaps I do "fall in love" way to easily for my own good.

[bakaduin]

Dude....shouldn't you be planning how to make your significant other happy and smile for Vday!?

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

The "Eva" thread from a long time ago (not sure that was her name) happened one night when I went to a strip club in Orlando near where I live called Dancer's Royale (or something like that). It is near the Fashion Square Mall on Colonial at the intersection of Colonial and Old Cheney highway.

I wasn't in "love" with her I just thought she was way hotter than you'd expect to see in a strip club and I also thought she was not a normal dancer much like the guy sho said he married a dancer and now she is a nurse. This girl was that kind of girl. She was some confused young thing who was dancing and probably not going to be doing it for long and I just happened to be there on a night when she wandered, like a young awkward deer, out onto the stage.

I then got hungry and drove home to find something to eat but since my wife was out of town there wasn't a whole hell of a lot to eat so I had popcorn and posted about the whole thing in the Pub. I then said something to the effect of I prefer to walk rather than support Islamic terrorists and waste gas (this had to be near the time of one of the Gulf wars) so people started posting pics of guys riding bikes with big front wheels and that sort of thing.

It is true I had popcorn for dinner that night.

And I am still convinced that pretty young thing could have been had if I was slick enough to pull it off and perhaps I do "fall in love" way to easily for my own good.

I never been to any strip clubs in Orlando, but I heard they suck. No offense. I knew a few strippers who would drive from Orlando over to Tampa to work because they made better money.

And them Clearwater strippers? Don't get me started, broseph!

[ACCecil]

@63

Yes, I should be making sure the wife is happy for Val Day.

@64

Yes, Orlando strip clubs are Disneyized and yes they suck compared to basically anywhere else. I don't actually go in strip clubs much. I used too when I was younger and I've posted fondly about how wild things are in Juarez b/c I used to live in El Paso but, generally, I don't waste much money in strip clubs.

Sure, eevry now and then, they can be a real good time.

[Wuerffel5220]

And them Clearwater strippers? Don't get me started, broseph!

Get started!

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Get started!

I'll tell you this, and it might put the $200 in perspective: I was talking to this one stripper I know in Clearwater before the Super Bowl. She told me she got hooked up in this service that provides arm candy at big events to clients. They were flying her to New Orleans for Super Bowl weekend and putting her up in a hotel for the weekend.

Each night she went out with one of their clients as arm candy for the night to the parties and events around the Super Bowl, she got paid $800 per night. Straight cash, homey!

[ACCecil]

It is also worth mentioning that quite a few college age girls are choosing to find sugar daddies to finance the costs of living.

It is the world we live in.

It is almost funny to me that in the 50's women were seen as somehow weak and inadequate to join the work force and relegated to sitting at home hoping a guy might call them. It really doesn't work like that anymore. Women know what they want and they know how to get it. They are driving this bus make no mistake about it.

They use their "assets" in professional settings and on the way to the top and in less business like settings but it is still all based on supply and demand so it is business.

They decide who. They decide when.

[Al E Gator]

Is it Romantic to Offer a Girl $200 .... for Valentine's Day?

Wondering.

I'd especially like to hear from female Pubbers.

Thanks in advance.

Serious post.


So is that the going rate nowadays?...that doesn't sound right. I remember the going rate in Vegas at one time was like $300 and that was years ago! You might need to bump it up to at least $1000!

:D

[BillGator97]

The "Eva" thread from a long time ago (not sure that was her name) happened one night when I went to a strip club in Orlando near where I live called Dancer's Royale (or something like that). It is near the Fashion Square Mall on Colonial at the intersection of Colonial and Old Cheney highway.

I wasn't in "love" with her I just thought she was way hotter than you'd expect to see in a strip club and I also thought she was not a normal dancer much like the guy sho said he married a dancer and now she is a nurse. This girl was that kind of girl. She was some confused young thing who was dancing and probably not going to be doing it for long and I just happened to be there on a night when she wandered, like a young awkward deer, out onto the stage.

I then got hungry and drove home to find something to eat but since my wife was out of town there wasn't a whole hell of a lot to eat so I had popcorn and posted about the whole thing in the Pub. I then said something to the effect of I prefer to walk rather than support Islamic terrorists and waste gas (this had to be near the time of one of the Gulf wars) so people started posting pics of guys riding bikes with big front wheels and that sort of thing.

It is true I had popcorn for dinner that night.

And I am still convinced that pretty young thing could have been had if I was slick enough to pull it off and perhaps I do "fall in love" way to easily for my own good.

In the original thread, the best part was you saying "I still remember her hash browns" and everyone trying to figure out what her hash browns were. :)

[Spurffelbow833]

If your girlfriend is a hooker, she might like an offer of cash, depending on what her going rates are.

[GatorAvatar]

Here is what I have learned about women, they hate gift cards, money, chocolate, flowers, cards etc. They want you to put some thought into a gift. Be creative, think outside the box. Go out there and surprise her, I promise you you'll get laid in a way you'll never forget.

[ACCecil]

Thanks all for the advice and counsel. I'm not what I'm going to do if anything. I could feed Fido some Pepto Bismo so he gets sick and I have to take him in.

I jest.

I love the flea infested thing.

By the way, how can any guy not know what hash browns are in reference to a female's anatomy? Could I have been any more clear?

I just love good hash browns.

I recall embellishing one part of that thread, I claimed I had just gotten back home and it was like 4 a.m. or whatever, and later someone pointed out that post had been timed stamped at closer to 9 p.m. So I had to admit that a wild night of partying ended around 8:30 p.m. or so.

I replied that it felt like 4 a.m.

I was a little out of practice at being a party animal.

I also tried to make the point, to the female pubbers, that no matter how secure and refined they thought their man was, if he like most guys, within 48 hours of her being gone he will be basically a caveman again. Nothng to eat. Dishes everywhere. No clue how to start or turn off the clothes washing machine.

I also recall that by the time she got back I had the entire place, including all evidence that could have come back to haunt me, cleaned up and put back in its proper place so when she asked how it went I was like, "fine, fine, why wouldn't everything be fine?" that kind of conversation.

Remeber that 3 Stooges episode where the college professor/scientist guy proposed that if you take away a man's accutraments and lifestyle he'd revert back to primitive days so they tried it out of Curly, I think it was? That was alos the theme to an Eddie Murphy movie (Trading Places). It is funny stuff to see a otherwise decent, possibly "normal" guy devolve back into Caveman status within hours.

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Scores in Tampa serves food. Don't think they have hashed browns on the menu, tho.

[toon66]

Scores in Tampa serves food. Don't think they have hashed browns on the menu, tho.

They serve lunch?

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Never been to Scores so I don't know, bruh.

[UFNut]

Thanks all for the advice and counsel. I'm not what I'm going to do if anything. I could feed Fido some Pepto Bismo so he gets sick and I have to take him in.

I jest.

I love the flea infested thing.

By the way, how can any guy not know what hash browns are in reference to a female's anatomy? Could I have been any more clear?

I just love good hash browns.

I recall embellishing one part of that thread, I claimed I had just gotten back home and it was like 4 a.m. or whatever, and later someone pointed out that post had been timed stamped at closer to 9 p.m. So I had to admit that a wild night of partying ended around 8:30 p.m. or so.

I replied that it felt like 4 a.m.

I was a little out of practice at being a party animal.

I also tried to make the point, to the female pubbers, that no matter how secure and refined they thought their man was, if he like most guys, within 48 hours of her being gone he will be basically a caveman again. Nothng to eat. Dishes everywhere. No clue how to start or turn off the clothes washing machine.

I also recall that by the time she got back I had the entire place, including all evidence that could have come back to haunt me, cleaned up and put back in its proper place so when she asked how it went I was like, "fine, fine, why wouldn't everything be fine?" that kind of conversation.

Remeber that 3 Stooges episode where the college professor/scientist guy proposed that if you take away a man's accutraments and lifestyle he'd revert back to primitive days so they tried it out of Curly, I think it was? That was alos the theme to an Eddie Murphy movie (Trading Places). It is funny stuff to see a otherwise decent, possibly "normal" guy devolve back into Caveman status within hours.

I am still not entirely sure which part of the female body you are referring to as a hash brown...all I know is I don't want anything to do with a girl whose fun parts at all resemble hash browns...

[Jaggator]

I am still not entirely sure which part of the female body you are referring to as a hash brown...all I know is I don't want anything to do with a girl whose fun parts at all resemble hash browns...

I hate to give you guys a human female sexuality course but I'm thinking hash browns are the areola which is the dark-colored circle that surrounds the nipple...the most sensitive part of the bullseye sometimes with obvious looking raised bumps around the nipple resembling hash browns in Cecil's language.

Right or wrong Cecil?

[rounds]

Bro, just go to a strip club and buy yourself a couple of lappers.

Syl, you sly. Nomsayin'?

[g8orbill]

Cecil,

I suggest you buy the book His Needs Her Needs

from the book review-

Marriage works only when each spouse takes the time to consider the other's needs and strives to meet them. In His Needs, Her Needs, Willard Harley identifies the ten most vital needs of men and women and shows husbands and wives how to satisfy those needs in their spouses. He provides guidance for becoming irresistible to your spouse and for loving more creatively and sensitively, thereby eliminating the problems that often lead to extramarital affairs.

http://www.audible.com/pd?asin=B0038ELGYO&source_code=GO1DG9048SH080912&mkwid=plaB0038ELGYO&gclid=CK3qhLu5tLUCFQuqnQodmF8AlA

[rounds]

Carnival cruise got some deals.

[GolphinGator]

Carnival cruise got some deals.

Yep, as long as you don't mind crapping in a plastic bag.

[TheRaid]

You have gotten a lot of advice. I used to think like a lot of these cats on this thread- that all you have to do is read this or do that and your marriage will be spectacular and you will not need anything on the side. That just is not true if you are not getting your needs met for one reason or another. I have seen a lot of marriages that failed or that are just dead relationships no matter what they read, what counseling they got, or what marriage seminar they went to. They are stuck, trapped, and maybe should not be together. Sometimes your needs cannot be met by the one you are with. I know one couple where the woman has severe medical issues and cannot even sleep in the same bed with her husband. They have not had relations in a few years. They guy is so frustrated but is trapped because of his religion. Is he supposed to be celebate all his life?

People will judge you no matter what. Love the one you are with works if the one you are with is able to do the same. But, sometimes it is just not possible. Fortunately, I am not in that position and my famous wife is hot hot hot. You need to decide what you really want and are willing to live with and without. Then decide what you need to do because it is clear that you are missing something in your current rela.

[Jaggator]

Cecil another suggestion for you brother. :wink:

http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-global/dims3/GLOB/resize/550x600/http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory.com/media/2013/02/cheap-candy.jpg

[Gatormb]

If my Husband gave me cast iron cookware for Valentines Day, he would get hit over the head with it.

Hey! Google cast iron cooking. Making a big comeback. Range. Oven. Campfire. Nothing says I'll love you forever like cookware that lasts forever, right? :yes::laugh:

[Gatormb]

On a serious note. The best advice I can give you without moving to Too Hot is to change your password to GC. Just in case IYKWIM.

[Gatormb]

Life is about choices. Choices have consequences. Choose wisely. This my friend, especially if you are married, is a poor decision.