mamag8ter
02-10-2013, 12:15 PM
>> > Subject: Forgot my glasses
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful
>> > with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be
>> > her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and
>> > suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I
>> > did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a
>> > lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined
>> > a parachute club.
>> >
>> > She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you're
>> > going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I
>> > even got a membership card.
>> >
>> > She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses!
>> >
>> > This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
>> >
>> > "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up
>> > for five jumps a week." I told her. She fainted.
>> >
>> > Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it
>> > can be fun.
>> >:yes::laugh:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful
>> > with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be
>> > her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and
>> > suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I
>> > did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a
>> > lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined
>> > a parachute club.
>> >
>> > She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you're
>> > going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I
>> > even got a membership card.
>> >
>> > She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses!
>> >
>> > This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
>> >
>> > "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up
>> > for five jumps a week." I told her. She fainted.
>> >
>> > Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it
>> > can be fun.
>> >:yes::laugh: