gregthegator
02-01-2013, 08:04 PM
So I vivsited the vodka thread,,,Tex style "Tito's" was recommmmended sevvvveralll times...and I MUST say...you SHOULD try it:tongue:
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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked:
"Will I be acquitted?"
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Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for 20+ years.
This year, Ralph's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. And thus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news.
Two days later, the 3 other guys arrive at the resort to begin their yearly golf getaway. And of all things, they find Ralph sitting there with his clubs already set up on his cart.
"Whoa Ralphie boy, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Gray," she pulled me into our bedroom.
On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes.
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did."
Then she said, "Do whatever you want."
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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked:
"Will I be acquitted?"
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Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for 20+ years.
This year, Ralph's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. And thus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news.
Two days later, the 3 other guys arrive at the resort to begin their yearly golf getaway. And of all things, they find Ralph sitting there with his clubs already set up on his cart.
"Whoa Ralphie boy, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Gray," she pulled me into our bedroom.
On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes.
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did."
Then she said, "Do whatever you want."