Partyrockin' With A Former FSU QB

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

So bros, had to get some extra partyrockin' in over the holidays, in case them Mayans were right. Out at this one club one night and these two guys come in.

One of them went straight to the bar and started trying to talk to the dancers. The other was walking around, getting so alpha and asking for the manager. I'm looking at him, thinking he must've bumped a few rails because he's high strung and sweating, even tho it was cool outside.

He tells the manager they want to sit in one of the VIP sections, which you get if you buy a bottle. The manager goes and gets a couple of bottles of champagne, 100 bucks each, and asks him which one he wants. He goes, "I'LL TAKE BOTH OF THEM BECAUSE JON STARK WILL BE PARTAKING IN SOME BEVERAGES TONIGHT!" Then he starts calling dancers over to sit with him, "LADIES, IT'S TIME TO PARTY! BIG DADDY IS IN THE HOUSE!!!" So alpha!

I'm looking at this bro, thinking he looks like Gary Busey's kid and I ask the manager who the guy is. He shrugs at me and goes, "Only Jon Stark I know played for the Knicks and that ain't him." So I turn to the guy and I go, "Hey bro, who are you?"

He turns to me and goes, "I'M JON STARK! I PLAYED QUARTERBACK FOR FSU AND IN THE NFL!!!" I'm like, man, I've never heard of this guy but I want to party with him. Me and the manager get on my phone and google the guy.

Turns out, he was the third string quarterback for a couple of years at FSU behind Charlie Ward and a couple of guys I've never heard of (wtf is a Thad Busby? lol). He transferred and played for some little school in Illinois and the Ravens drafted him in the 7th round of the 1996 draft. Played as a backup for the Ravens for a year and then was suspended indefinitely for associating with a known bookie. I def had to hang out with this guy, nomsayin'?

He complained to the manager that one of his bottles of champagne was too warm, so the manager comped him two bottles. He looked at one of them and goes, "BRO, I'VE SEEN THIS CHAMPAGNE AT WALMART FOR EIGHT BUCKS!" He told the manager he'd give him twenty bucks to chug the whole bottle. It was on.

He must've told me ten times that night, "I'M JON STARK! I PLAYED QUARTERBACK FOR FSU!" We popped so many bottles in the ice that night that he fell flat on his face at one point and was just laying on the floor. Bro's the most alpha bro I've ever met.

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Here's a pic I found of him from when the Ravens drafted him. He looks exactly the same except like 20 years older and 30 pounds heavier. True story!

http://i47.tinypic.com/154htw9.jpg

[gator1986]

Sounds like a douche

[StrangeGator]

Was hoping it was the tick bitten bi-polar party rocker. He would have been fun, especially if you had some ticks around.

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Sounds like a douche

It was epic, bro. And not an f was given by anyone!

[gator1986]

It was epic, bro. And not an f was given by anyone!

Sounds like Kenny F***in powers...

[gatorinwc]

you really need to get a life

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

you really need to get a life

U jelly, bro?

[anstro76]

you really need to get a life

kinda sounds like he has one..why hate

[gator7_5]

LMFAO! Great story. Only better nole to watch club would be the polish powder keg. He'd turn that place upside down.

[toon66]

Here's a pic I found of him from when the Ravens drafted him. He looks exactly the same except like 20 years older and 30 pounds heavier. True story!



Looks like you'd expect, especially the the hairdo. What year was his Mustang?

[ursidman]

Damn Koolaid. Don't ever stop posting your adventures. I'm old, married and tired and I need to at least read about these things (fun with liquor and strippers) nomisayin? and he DOES sound like the basis for the "I'm Kenny F****ing Powers" character. Rock On bro.

[CAGator93]

LOL -- hilarious!

[Gatuar]

I sort of remember this guy now

Surprised he still has money wonder how he earns income?

[FearNoSpear]

Turns out, he was the third string quarterback for a couple of years at FSU behind Charlie Ward and a couple of guys I've never heard of (wtf is a Thad Busby? lol)

You seriously don't know who Thad Busby is?

[Speedofsand]

Busby was the nole QB in the greatest game ever played in The Swamp. He has been at Seabreeze HS for years. I've never knocked him, he was a solid player and does a good job with hs players.

[secgator]

You seriously don't know who Thad Busby is?

Age....only reason I am guessing. I gotta admit though, I thought EVERY Gator fan knew of Busby--all you have to do is watch "Green's behind the defense" video.

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

I sort of remember this guy now

Surprised he still has money wonder how he earns income?

Don't know, bruh. I'd guess it has something to do with gambling, if he was suspended indefinitely by the NFL for associating with bookies and never played in the league again.

One of them strippers told me he says he makes $50,000/month but when she asked him how he makes that much, he was to slizzard to talk about it. He just kept telling her, "I'M JON STARK! I'M THE BIG DADDY!"

[toon66]

My gueas would be roid distribution, x and the devil's dandruff. Just judging by the picture.

[alphaOmegator]

There was a Starks associated with that mess at Miss State when Cam Newton was being recruited out of Jr College..I thought his name was John Starks....??

[rburnett]

LMFAO! Great story. Only better nole to watch club would be the polish powder keg. He'd turn that place upside down.

going to share your story about a particular heisman winning FSU QB?

dude does look like gary busey, lol

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Someone's trying to sell JON STARK"S old press photo from FSU on eBay. He must still be popular with those guys.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1992-Jon-Stark-Florida-State-University-Press-Photo-/230756762546

[gator7_5]

going to share your story about a particular heisman winning FSU QB?

dude does look like gary busey, lol

Already did long time ago. Think consensus was I was "classless gator fan".. Guess most here can't apprecite my hatred of all things nole.

[The_Ultimate_Gator]

He's no Dan Kendra, that's for sure.

[GatoRella]

Awesome....

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Already did long time ago. Think consensus was I was "classless gator fan".. Guess most here can't apprecite my hatred of all things nole.

Bro, I wanna hear this story.

[Al E Gator]

Busby was the nole QB in the greatest game ever played in The Swamp. He has been at Seabreeze HS for years. I've never knocked him, he was a solid player and does a good job with hs players.


Well...yeah, Thad Busby was FSU's QB for the 1997 Gator win, but how in the world can one forget the obvious????...Busby was FSU's QB in the greatest win in Gator history, THE GAME for all the marbles for the NC...52-20! If we don't win that game!...does any Gator fan even want to contemplate THAT?!!....

[Gatorrick22]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[gator7_5]

Bro, I wanna hear this story.

Long and short of it.

I was in Tally, ya know, partyrockin, and was standing behind Weinke at a bar waiting for a beer. I asked how his neck was doing since he just had surgery, he said "good, thanks". I said it was too bad he didn't wait till after he played UF to get it fixed because Big Money was about to break it again. Then I gatorchomped in his face. Hard ass gator chomp. Just came out, I couldn't help myself, and yeah, I was close to being drunk....

Anyway. Best part was that I believe HE got booted out of the bar for blowing up and I started laughing. Yeah, he's probably a good guy and it was uncalled for, but he's a nole, and like 80, so screw him.

On topic. One of my freinds little brothers went to FSU and punched Rix in the stomach and be double over to the floor. Eevryone around just started laughing. I thought it was funny as well when I heard the story.

[Tebowism0823]

kinda sounds like he has one..why hate

How's he hating? The Op sounds and obviously acts like he's 12 if the story is true.

[toon66]

How's he hating? The Op sounds and obviously acts like he's 12 if the story is true.

He's having a good time. What's the problem with that?

[Tebowism0823]

He's having a good time. What's the problem with that?

To each their own but my opinion is from an overall conclusion. You're allowed to disagree.

[ACCecil]

The problem with strip clubs in the USA is you can look but you can't touch. Lame. You want real party rockin'? and I'm not talking about never wases getting drunk and passing out I'm talking about real ass freaky chit happening?

Go to Mexico.

You might not get back, and may God have mercy on your soul if you ever end up in a Mexican jail, but you at least be able to do more than just look at the dancers and if you haven't done that at least once you haven't lived life to the fullest.

[FearNoSpear]

The problem with strip clubs in the USA is you can look but you can't touch. Lame. You want real party rockin'? and I'm not talking about never wases getting drunk and passing out I'm talking about real ass freaky chit happening?

Go to Mexico.

Or Hollywood

[Tebowism0823]

The problem with strip clubs in the USA is you can look but you can't touch. Lame. You want real party rockin'? and I'm not talking about never wases getting drunk and passing out I'm talking about real ass freaky chit happening?

Go to Mexico.

You might not get back, and may God have mercy on your soul if you ever end up in a Mexican jail, but you at least be able to do more than just look at the dancers and if you haven't done that at least once you haven't lived life to the fullest.

Who wants dirty hairy women?

[ACCecil]

The ones I saw would melt your eyes like sharks with frikin lasers on their heads.

[insuragator]

Thats badass.

[Tebowism0823]

The ones I saw would melt your eyes like sharks with frikin lasers on their heads.

No shit....I luv sharks with lasers :)

[Tebowism0823]

Yeah forget what I said. I'm probably bitter about being married :)

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Long and short of it.

I was in Tally, ya know, partyrockin, and was standing behind Weinke at a bar waiting for a beer. I asked how his neck was doing since he just had surgery, he said "good, thanks". I said it was too bad he didn't wait till after he played UF to get it fixed because Big Money was about to break it again. Then I gatorchomped in his face. Hard ass gator chomp. Just came out, I couldn't help myself, and yeah, I was close to being drunk....

Anyway. Best part was that I believe HE got booted out of the bar for blowing up and I started laughing. Yeah, he's probably a good guy and it was uncalled for, but he's a nole, and like 80, so screw him.

On topic. One of my freinds little brothers went to FSU and punched Rix in the stomach and be double over to the floor. Eevryone around just started laughing. I thought it was funny as well when I heard the story.

Classic. You know, Weinke lives in Bradenton these days. Popular spot with the retiree crowd.

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

He's having a good time. What's the problem with that?

Fun is not permissible on Tebowism's internets. The only permissible activity on Tebowism's internets is participation in the Great Internet Civil War of 2012 Regarding the Fitness of Timothy Tebow in the NFL. And that is only allowed if you are on the side of the Just and Righteous.

[Tebowism0823]

Fun is not permissible on Tebowism's internets. The only permissible activity on Tebowism's internets is participation in the Great Internet Civil War of 2012 Regarding the Fitness of Timothy Tebow in the NFL. And that is only allowed if you are on the side of the Just and Righteous.

Actually the war started in 2011 but that's something you would've learned in college :)

Also I didn't invent the Internet, Al Gore did; I just perfected it. Bruh nomsayin

[gator7_5]

Looks like, along with beer, they serve haterade in this pub...

Keep on keepin on SGK!

[Tebowism0823]

Awe....here comes fellow story teller to the rescue. Please tell more. I'm sure it's all legit! You badass you!

[gatorfansrule]

Here's a pic I found of him from when the Ravens drafted him. He looks exactly the same except like 20 years older and 30 pounds heavier. True story!

http://i47.tinypic.com/154htw9.jpg

Why's the dude so wet? lol. He just looks like a bag of douche.

[Tebowism0823]

Why's the dude so wet? lol. He just looks like a bag of douche.

Must have been a photo shoot where they spray the mist on

[toon66]

Classic. You know, Weinke lives in Bradenton these days. Popular spot with the retiree crowd.

Works for IMG.

[toon66]

To each their own but my opinion is from an overall conclusion. You're allowed to disagree.

Not my speed but to each his own. Just cover your responsibilities and don't infringe on anyone else.

[toon66]

Or Hollywood

Or Panama. Or Brazil.

[Tebowism0823]

Not my speed but to each his own. Just cover your responsibilities and don't infringe on anyone else.

How's what I said infringing? It's a message board and I stated my opinion. You may need to look up what a message board is. I never said I hated the guy.

[gator7_5]

How's what I said infringing? It's a message board and I stated my opinion. You may need to look up what a message board is.

Message board rule 101. You are NOT required to state a shitty opinion on a fun lighthearted thread. It's right here in my handbook.

Aren't you supposed to be turning over a new leaf?

[toon66]

How's what I said infringing? It's a message board and I stated my opinion. You may need to look up what a message board is. I never said I hated the guy.

I was not referring to you and not suggesting that you did infringe on him. Allow me to rephrase.

As long as one covers his or her own responsibilities and does not infringe on anyone else, I believe they can do whatever they want.

Make sense?

[Tebowism0823]

Message board rule 101. You are NOT required to state a shitty opinion on a fun lighthearted thread. It's right here in my handbook.

Aren't you supposed to be turning over a new leaf?

You made a handbook? Shouldn't you have distributed it? How am I suppose to know the rules if I don't have it. You're slacking man

On a serious note, it's a message board. When one creates a thread, one opens the door for others opinion. Call it shitty if you want but it's my opinion and I'm entitled to it.

[Tebowism0823]

I was not referring to you and not suggesting that you did infringe on him. Allow me to rephrase.

As long as one covers his or her own responsibilities and does not infringe on anyone else, I believe they can do whatever they want.

Make sense?

Well that is a little more clear. Your original comment made it seem like I did.

[alphaOmegator]

List of FSU quarterbacks?



Answer:

I can give a list from 1987 to the present:
1987 Danny McManus
1988 Chip Ferguson
1989 P. T. Willis
1990 Brad Johnson/Casey Weldon
1991 Casey Weldon
1992 Charlie Ward
1993 Charlie Ward
1994 Danny Kanell
1995 Danny Kanell
1996 Thad Busby
1997 Thad Busby
1998 Chris Weinke
1999 Chris Weinke
2000 Chris Weinke
2001 Chris Rix
2002 Chris Rix
2003 Chris Rix
2004 Chris Rix/Wyatt Sexton
2005 Drew Weatherford
2006 Drew Weatherford/Xavier Lee
2007 Drew Weatherford/Xavier Lee
2008 Christian Ponder
2009 Christian Ponder
From 2003-2007, there were several QB battles involving Fabian Walker, Wyatt Sexton, Adrian McPherson, and Xavier Lee.



Prolly a few whack jobs mixed in here..:yes:

[alphaOmegator]

FSU QBs: Where Are They Now?

Former Seminole Quarterbacks Tell Us What They’re Up to Now

By Lee Gordon
(page 7 of 8)
http://www.tallahasseemagazine.com/FSUQB_WhereAreTheyNow.jpg
Where are they Now?

Other Seminole Quarterbacks From Years Past
1. Danny McManus: Scout For CFL Hamilton Tiger Cats
2. P.T. Willis: Industrial buyer for Commercial Metals of Tampa
3. Brad Johnson: High school coach in Athens, Ga.
4. Thad Busby: Assistant football coach at Daytona Seabreeze
5. Christian Ponder: Starting quarterback for Minnesota Vikings
6. Adrian McPherson: Backup quarterback for CFL Montreal Alouettes
7. Xavier Lee: Living in Tempe, Ariz.
8. Danny Kanell: ESPN Analyst---:angry:

[alphaOmegator]

Anybody remember the fsu QB who was called "Rooster"? What was his real name?

[ACCecil]

I don't like being teased. Go into a strip club in the USA and you are paying whatever is in your pocket to get teased. Go into a real strip club, head over to the bar grab a beer, walk over to the seats near the pool table or juke box (yes you still see lots of them) take a look around the room ...

The girls will be sitting near the bar or against any of the walls.

A few guys will already be buying them some drinks.

The unoccupied girls will be shyly or not so shyly checking you out while you act like you are enjoying your beer. Soem of them have a few extra pounds. Some of them have been at work way too many years. Some of them look like they should be doing bigger things with their lives but you aren't there to judge them and frankly, when you first walk in, your still hoping you can make it home alive and in one piece.

A few sips of the beer and allowing the music to relax you, songs you will recognize, and you start to forget whatever is happening outside the walls. Get there early enough and the girls will still be somewhere else asleep and you can be there when they all walk in.

At some point you look around and like a kid in a candy store with money burning a hole in his pocket you realize, kind of giddily, you can have whatever the hell you want. That is real party rockin'.

[G8trGr8t]

Or Panama. Or Brazil.

Costa Rica

[Wuerffel5220]

The problem with strip clubs in the USA is you can look but you can't touch. Lame. You want real party rockin'? and I'm not talking about never wases getting drunk and passing out I'm talking about real ass freaky chit happening?

Go to Mexico.

You might not get back, and may God have mercy on your soul if you ever end up in a Mexican jail, but you at least be able to do more than just look at the dancers and if you haven't done that at least once you haven't lived life to the fullest.

Guess you're not going to clubs in Tampa. You can touch all you want during dances.

[The_Ultimate_Gator]

^ It's been a while since I've been to Tampa-area strip clubs. Didn't they pass a law a while back that the dancers had to be several feet back from the customers?

[toon66]

Costa Rica

Yes, that too

[toon66]

^ It's been a while since I've been to Tampa-area strip clubs. Didn't they pass a law a while back that the dancers had to be several feet back from the customers?

Um, sure.

Go to Miami. They are basically whore houses down there. Walk in the door and you are 3rd world all the way. Crazy.

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

List of FSU quarterbacks?



Answer:

I can give a list from 1987 to the present:
1987 Danny McManus
1988 Chip Ferguson
1989 P. T. Willis
1990 Brad Johnson/Casey Weldon
1991 Casey Weldon
1992 Charlie Ward
1993 Charlie Ward
1994 Danny Kanell
1995 Danny Kanell
1996 Thad Busby
1997 Thad Busby
1998 Chris Weinke
1999 Chris Weinke
2000 Chris Weinke
2001 Chris Rix
2002 Chris Rix
2003 Chris Rix
2004 Chris Rix/Wyatt Sexton
2005 Drew Weatherford
2006 Drew Weatherford/Xavier Lee
2007 Drew Weatherford/Xavier Lee
2008 Christian Ponder
2009 Christian Ponder
From 2003-2007, there were several QB battles involving Fabian Walker, Wyatt Sexton, Adrian McPherson, and Xavier Lee.



Prolly a few whack jobs mixed in here..:yes:

Check out my man, JON STARK'S, stats he put up in mop up duty back in the day.

http://nolefan.org/summary/f1993.html

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Guess you're not going to clubs in Tampa. You can touch all you want during dances.

Same in Pinellas, bro.

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

^ It's been a while since I've been to Tampa-area strip clubs. Didn't they pass a law a while back that the dancers had to be several feet back from the customers?

Like they enforce that lol.

[Wuerffel5220]

Same in Pinellas, bro.

Except Pinellas serves the alcohol so they keep the bottoms on, but yes dances are the same. I live in Clearwater right down the road from 2 of them

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Except Pinellas serves the alcohol so they keep the bottoms on, but yes dances are the same. I live in Clearwater right down the road from 2 of them

Which ones, bro?

[GatorPrincess8]

sounds like an idiot to me.

[alphaOmegator]

Check out my man, JON STARK'S, stats he put up in mop up duty back in the day.

http://nolefan.org/summary/f1993.html

Dude played him some ball back in the day, huh! See he had Pooh Bear blocking for him, too!!

[alphaOmegator]

Sylez, maybe you ought to ask JON STARK about another ex-fsu QB named, Wyatt Sexton. Ask him if he and Wyatt ever partied together.. I hear he rocked out in a Tally neighborhood one time buck nakid. Dude thought he was God or something. Think he got some bad chit, but the Noles said a tick bit his ass.. nomesayin...

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Sylez, maybe you ought to ask JON STARK about another ex-fsu QB named, Wyatt Sexton. Ask him if he and Wyatt ever partied together.. I hear he rocked out in a Tally neighborhood one time buck nakid. Dude thought he was God or something. Think he got some bad chit, but the Noles said a tick bit his ass.. nomesayin...

Finna go out to the club tonight so hopefully I run into JON STARK! I'll def ask him.

[GatorPrincess8]

Sylez, maybe you ought to ask JON STARK about another ex-fsu QB named, Wyatt Sexton. Ask him if he and Wyatt ever partied together.. I hear he rocked out in a Tally neighborhood one time buck nakid. Dude thought he was God or something. Think he got some bad chit, but the Noles said a tick bit his ass.. nomesayin...

rotflol:love:

[mamag8ter]

Me too Princess. You doin OK? nomesayin?

[secgator]

Where's the english version of this thread? Sorry, but I don't speak 'nomesayin' and 'brah'...'bro'...and all the other jive-isms. It leaves some of us shaking our heads.

Speak english--normal english.:joecool:

[NorthCaptivaGator]

Um, sure.

Go to Miami. They are basically whore houses down there. Walk in the door and you are 3rd world all the way. Crazy.

3rd world crazy yes but at Miami prices

[toon66]

3rd world crazy yes but at Miami prices

Yes, that is true, too.

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Hit up the club last night to see if JON STARK was around. Asked the manager about him. He started laughing and said that about a week ago, he got a call from a woman asking if JON STARK was hanging out there.

He played stupid with her and acted like he'd never seen the guy before. Turns out, it was JON STARK'S girlfriend, trying to track him down. Later in the evening, he says, who turns up at the club? IT'S JON STARK!!!

Wish I'd been there to see this, bro. The manager said he was wearing a nice polo shirt, basketball shorts, and penny loafers. He tried to get JON STARK to go home, but the bro was all, "JON STARK WANTS TO PARTAKE IN SOME BEVERAGES!!!" He was doing it right, getting slizzard.

By the end of the night, JON STARK was next to the stage, trying to dance to the music, but he could barely stand. They called a cab for him and sent him home. He hasn't been back since. God speed, JON STARK!!!

[gator7_5]

The manager said he was wearing a nice polo shirt, basketball shorts, and penny loafers.

LMAO

[Tebowism0823]

Damn it...now you got me wanting to meet this idiot.

[Welshgator]

Anybody remember the fsu QB who was called "Rooster"? What was his real name?

It was Marcus Outzen. I still hate thinking about that game (1998). Outzen seemed to run untouched so many times up the middle of the field it made me sick.
Tony George got ejected before the game for the melee that was started by FSU's third stringers. Still sure that was part of Bobby's game plan.

[alphaOmegator]

It was Marcus Outzen. I still hate thinking about that game (1998). Outzen seemed to run untouched so many times up the middle of the field it made me sick.
Tony George got ejected before the game for the melee that was started by FSU's third stringers. Still sure that was part of Bobby's game plan.

Thanks, Welsh...All I could remember was "Rooster"..That guy was a thorn in our sides that game. I dont think he was much of a QB in reality,though..

[secgator]

Thanks, Welsh...All I could remember was "Rooster"..That guy was a thorn in our sides that game. I dont think he was much of a QB in reality,though..

Exactly--he wasn't. Although when he played us he was Namath, Montana, Brady, Manning, and every other superstar QB you can think of rolled into one. He could do no wrong when he played us...and only us. Had the game of his life.

Go figure.

[UF_HOSS]

Rooster.......made it past us, but got plucked by UT in the NC game.