Dirtiest lines in non raunchy movies

[Wuerffel5220]

Dirty Dancing- God wouldn't have given you [ladies] maracas if he didn't want you to shake em

[northgagator]

"What knockers!", Young Frankenstien.

[exiledgator]

"nice beaver"

"thanks, I just had it stuffed. "

- Fletch

[COGatorman]

Not Fletch. The beaver quote is from Naked Gun.

[exiledgator]

Not Fletch. The beaver quote is from Naked Gun.

Oops. I'll blame my 102 fever.

[g8orbill]

Young Frankie had several memorable moments-not all of them vocalized

[northgagator]

Young Frankie had several memorable moments-not all of them vocalized

Especially the scenes with Marty Fieldman.

[g8orbill]

yeppers-the bedroom scene was one of my alltime favorites

[tegator80]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Julie (Rachel Ward) to Rigby (Steve Martin): "If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles."

[Go2gtr]

ET The Extraterrestrial

A completely unnecessary line added to an otherwise magical movie for kids.

In a throw-away line during a squabble between the two young boys, the older brother calls the younger brother "penis breath."

That line ruined the movie for me. The inappropriateness of it is the one thing that stands out in my memory. It completely trumped all the fanciful schmaltzy stuff.

[GatorAbe7]

Anything said in Pee We's Playhouse after I found out what had gone wrong in that adult movie theator he frequented. I was only like 5 or 6.

[northgagator]

Anything said in Pee We's Playhouse after I found out what had gone wrong in that adult movie theator he frequented. I was only like 5 or 6.

"Everyone I know has a big butt"
"Large Marge".

Both from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

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[kurt_borglum]

How about the names of every Bond girl.

[northgagator]

How about the names of every Bond girl.

LOL but do very true!

[mfpardnor2]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

[lacuna]

Blazing Saddles ...

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[oldgator]

the skit scene in Revenge of the Nerds...movie was raunchy in other areas....but the skit scene had some pretty good lines

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver?"

[northgagator]

It is not a line but it was in print plainly seen in the movie Animal House

I am referring to the homecoming float made up to be a big cake. Printed on the cake was "EAT ME".

[northgagator]

"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

Peter Graves in Airplane

[NorthCaptivaGator]

Kelly Preston on top of Tom Cruise shouting "don't ever stop (Bleeping) me" in Jerry McGuire

[luciaboy]

" My name is Pussy Galore"
" I must be dreaming " James Bond "Goldfinger"

[G8rNkoko]

In Tommorow Never Dies..

When discussing foreign language, Moneypenny says to 007:
"James, you always were a cunning linguist"

[G8rNkoko]

Suggestive Bond girl names.

Pussy Galore
Plenty O'toole
Chew Mee
Dr Holly Goodhead
Octopussy
Xenia Onatopp
"Peaceful" Fountains of Desire

[Gator515151]

From The Jerk

Navin's Grandmother: (reading a letter from Navin) I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin. (she stops reading) And he's got the kisses here.

Father: That Patty must be a sweet girl.

Mother: God bless her.

[jewood592]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

All-time classic!

Also... "Hey! Where all the white women at?" :jeez:

[jewood592]

Young Frankie had several memorable moments-not all of them vocalized

You mean like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdIID_TGwhM

[jewood592]

From The Jerk

Navin's Grandmother: (reading a letter from Navin) I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin. (she stops reading) And he's got the kisses here.

Father: That Patty must be a sweet girl.

Mother: God bless her.

Another great scene! I could read this thread forever! Nothings beats a good comedy in my eyes:)

[jewood592]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVEIotzy3_A

[Gator515151]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFVzql3qoe4

[drramer]

How about the names of every Bond girl.

Dr. Goodhead
Pussy Galore
XXX-Triple "x"
Goodnight

Other names he didn't sleep with, ChewMe, Plenty, Jenny Flex

All I can remember off the cuff

[fymom]

How about the girl in Austin Powers, Ivana Humpalot.