Movie Quotes - Trivia

[BobK89]

I'll start it off. I give a movie quote, you guess it right and then add your own. I want to see how far this can go and what movies people like.

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?!?"

[wileegator]

Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Leave the gun. Get the canoli".

[BobK89]

Godfather.

TOGA!!!

[G8rChuck85]

Animal House

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

[RealDeal]

Animal House

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

Outlaw Josey Wales

"As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster."

[G8rChuck85]

Goodfellas

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

[joeyechols]

Apocolypse Now

" You want a toe, I can get you a toe. Hell, I can have you a toe by 3:00, with polish."

[Gator515151]

The big lebowski

"Calling it your job don't make it right boss."

[G8rChuck85]

Cool Hand Luke

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

[BobK89]

Silence of the Lambs

"Russian don't take a dump without a plan."

[kalaniocc]

the hunt for red october

"Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy."

[mfpardnor2]

Meet Joe Black

"Morons... I've got morons on my team"

[G8rChuck85]

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High."

[mfpardnor2]

Groundhog Day

I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?

[toon66]

Pulp Fiction

"But it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel."

[StrangeGator]

This is Spinal Tap

"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness."

[drramer]

Repo Man

"Don't forget the crystals"

[G8rChuck85]

Napoleon Dynamite

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

[hmsgators88]

There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition, we ran molasses into Canada... made a fortune, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Greene, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Moe, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen; I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!

[johnl]

The Godfather II

Your Best? Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f*** the prom queen.

[ennis07]

The Rock

"I got a Harley Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley Davidson?"

[BobK89]

The Rock

"I got a Harley Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley Davidson?"

Bad News Bears.

"tell him about the Twinkie."

[TWGator]

Ghostbusters.

"Oh Stewardess? I speak jive."

[mfpardnor2]

Airplane

Lord, it’s a miracle! A man up and vanished like a fart in the wind.

[toon66]

Shawshank Redemption

You've never had a rope around your neck. When that rope gets tight you can feel the devil himself bite your ass.

[shelbygt350]

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

"I know he can get the job, but can he do the job"

[kygator]

Joe versus the volcano

"inconceivable!"

[BobK89]

Princess Bride

"in the poker game of life, women are the rake."

[mfpardnor2]

Rounders

"That would be a terrible job to tackle. Just how would you start to cut up a human body?"

[gatorjjh]

Rear Window

I remember when my daddy gave me that gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard. But he said that sooner or later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted - if I could hit 'em; but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird.

[mfpardnor2]

To Kill A Mockingbird

"They got everything here from a diddled-eyed joe to damned if I know."

[MdlGator]

True Romance

"I want a C-O-O-L-R-I-D-E-R"

[danky1313]

Grease

"Gimme a Diablo Burger and a Dr. Peppper... and make it quick! I'm in a goddamn hurry!"

[Coach1987]

Smokey and the Bandit

Fill your hands you son of a bitch.

[RDWGator]

True Grit

"Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves."

[SAEGator]

Kelly's Heroes

"Say hello to my little friend"

[GatoRella]

Scarface

"We are going to be meat waffles!!!!!"

[G8rChuck85]

Point Break?

"So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

[StrangeGator]

Point Break?

"So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

Jaws

"Oh, God. That's weird. What the hell is Goofy?"

[G8rChuck85]

Stand by Me

"Old Rock of Ages, we've got ourselves another war. A gut bustin', mother-lovin' Navy war."

[red4512]

In Harms way.


Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

[Gator32723]

Three Amigos!

Slider...You Stink!

[G8rChuck85]

Top Gun

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here."

[Urban_Warfare]

Taxi Driver

"You take that back! She's a nice lady."

[G8rChuck85]

The Hangover

"I did NOT do anything wrong. The hatch just BLEW. It was a GLITCH. It was a- a TECHNICAL MALFUNCTION. Why in hell won't anyone believe me? "

[mfpardnor2]

The Right Stuff

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

[G8rChuck85]

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

[gator077]

The Right Stuff

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you f#$%^d!!!"

[jhenderson251]

Boondock Saints

"No, my question! I get to go first! Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?!"

[mfpardnor2]

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

"I wouldn't go so far as to call him fat. He's Samoan, what's the brother gonna do?"

[oldawgblue]

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket

"Twern't Mormons"

[RDWGator]

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

"I wouldn't go so far as to call him fat. He's Samoan, what's the brother gonna do?"

Pulp Fiction


"R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket

"Twern't Mormons"


Jeremiah Johnson


"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? "

[BobK89]

2001: A Space Odyssey

I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish.

[red4512]

Caddyshack.


Welcome to the party, pal!

[mfpardnor2]

Die Hard

Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.

[anstro76]

Die Hard

Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.

The Exorcist

all i said was, the halibut was good enough for jehova

[mfpardnor2]

Life of Brian

How's it going, Eisenhower?

[Go2gtr]

Napoleon Dynamite

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Caddyshack

What's the story on that dog?

[red4512]

Slap Shot

Ride for ruin and the world's ending!

[mfpardnor2]

Return of the King

How's it going, Eisenhower?

[wllmferg]

Caddyshack

"I know about exploitation. I've been exploited all my life"

[BobK89]

Penalty.

Hows it goin. Eisenhower, is from Stripes.

We now return you to the thread.

[BobK89]

Caddyshack

"I know about exploitation. I've been exploited all my life"

Blues Brothers.

"the beautiful babies don't work midnight to six on a Tuesday. This is the skank shift."

[mfpardnor2]

Swingers

Your clothes... give them to me, now.

[GatoRella]

Terminator

"I mean, come on man, where I am I gonna go? Cliffs on both sides! I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand!"

[G8rChuck85]

Point Break

"Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once."

[Go2gtr]

Point Break

"Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well."

[Go2gtr]

Point Break

"Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once."

Kingpin

"Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you."

[G8rChuck85]

On the Waterfront

"What an absurd idea! What an absurd idea! Lady, I may be a born fool, but you got ten absurd ideas to my one, an' don't you forget it!"

[red4512]

The African Queen

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again,

[jdrgator]

Silence of the Lambs

Charlie don't surf!

[mfpardnor2]

Apocalypse Now

I dunno know what to do with this guy, Henry. He's an Irishman who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and doesn't chase dames. He's a grand knight in the Knights of Columbus, and he only goes out to play faro. Sometimes plays 15 or 20 hours at a time, just him against the house.

[llm85]

The Sting

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

[BobK89]

Dr. Strangelove

" I didn't kill my wife!!"

[red4512]

The Fugitive.

Silly Caucasian Girl Likes to Play With Samurai Swords

[TheRealTejasGatorII]

Kill Bill

BECAUSE I BLOODY WELL STAMMER!

[BobK89]

The King's Speech (great movie)

"Sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand."

[mfpardnor2]

Cool Hand Luke

We tried sodium amatol on him three years ago to find where he buried a Princeton student; he gave them a recipe for dip.

[G8rChuck85]

Red Dragon

"Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis."

[igabradley]

Down Periscope

"Man that was beautiful! What did I do?"

[mfpardnor2]

Bull Durham

Well, I'd rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves

[red4512]

Slapshot

Come play with us Danny, forever and ever.

[mfpardnor2]

The Shining

Now, Pussy, you know a lot more about planes than guns. That's a Smith and Wesson 45, and if you fire at me at this close range, the bullet will pass through me and the fuselage like a blowtorch through butter. The cabin will depressurize, and we'll both be sucked into outer space together. If that's how you want to enter the United States, you're welcome. As for me, I prefer the easy way.

[LoyalGatorFan]

Goldfinger


Well, isn't THIS religious? The eternal battle of saint and sinner, good and evil, but you're still not having any fun!!!

[mfpardnor2]

Face Off

Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on, you're in the gettin'-f*cked-by-us business.

[red4512]

The Usual Suspects.

It’s the millennium, motives are incidental.

[BobK89]

Scream.

"Husband to a murdered wife. Father to a murdered son. And, I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

[RDWGator]

Gladiator

'People should not fear the government. The government should be afraid of their people.'

[mfpardnor2]

V for Vendetta

You and I have a tendency towards corpulence. Corpulence makes a man reasonable, pleasant and phlegmatic. Have you noticed the nastiest of tyrants are invariably thin?

[RDWGator]

Sparticus

'Do me a favor, will you? Next time you have one of these things, keep it an all-British operation.'

[mfpardnor2]

Where Eagles Dare

Can I use her underwear to make soup?

[RDWGator]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid


'So you've had a free ride, all this time! Someone's *got* to take responsibility if the job's going to get done! You think that's easy?'

[mfpardnor2]

The Guns of Navarone

I got no spit.
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[BigSlick]

Jaws

We have something we call a Missouri boat ride

[red4512]

Mr,"dying aint much of a livin, boy" Josey Wales.

The key to that chain is in the bathtub. GAME OVER!

[LoyalGatorFan]

SAW

So many classic quotes from the following movie but I will go with one that may not be as obvious...."Put your trust in the Lord, but your ass belongs to me."

[Allanon]

The Shawshank Redemption

"Why do these jaspers always have to hit town at meal time?"

[mfpardnor2]

Support Your Local Sheriff!

In pace requiescat.

[RDWGator]

Tombstone


'Maybe it's just the whole world is like central casting. They got it all rigged before you ever show up.'

[kalaniocc]

They shoot horses, don't they?

'it is hard to tell of happiness. time goes by and we feel safe too soon.'

[gatorgreat08]

Legends of the Fall (had to cheat for that one)

"What's the matter colonel sanders?? CHICKEN??!?!"

[Urban_Warfare]

Spaceballs.

I don't understand. Is this a magic show?

[mfpardnor2]

Hangover II

Your Commie has no regard for human life, not even of his own. For this reason men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or in strength. He may even appear in the form of our own troops. But however we must stop him. We must not allow him to gain entrance to this base. Now, I'm going to give you THREE SIMPLE rules: First, trust NO one, whatever his uniform or rank, unless he is known to you personally; Second, anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the perimeter is to be FIRED UPON; Third, if in doubt, shoot first then ask questions later. I would sooner accept a few casualties through accidents rather losing the entire base and its personnel through carelessness. Any variation of these rules must come from me personally. Any variation on these rules must come from me personally. Now, men, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the two years it has been my privilege to be your commanding officer, I have always expected the best from you, and you have never given me anything less than that. Today, the nation is counting on us. We're not going to let them down. Good luck to you all.

[llm85]

Dr. Strangelove (I think)

"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."

[red4512]

Animal House

"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!"

[RDWGator]

Animal House

'Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!'

[g8r70]

Ghost Busters

I notice when you get to dislikin' someone, they ain't around for long neither

[Allanon]

The Outlaw Josey Wales

"So far you've shared me out of my clothes, my food and my house. Now, how about sharing some of my things with me."

[mfpardnor2]

Father Goose

You make me sick with your heroics! There's a stench of death about you. You carry it in your pack like the plague. Explosives and L-pills - they go well together, don't they? And with you it's just one thing or the other: destroy a bridge or destroy yourself. This is just a game, this war! You and Colonel Nicholson, you're two of a kind, crazy with courage. For what? How to die like a gentleman... how to die by the rules - when the only important thing is how to live like a human being.

[grayg8rstevo]

BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI


"it's a madhouse"...two choices

[BigSlick]

Planet of the Apes

But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

[red4512]

Princess Bride

I know all about you, sex for dinner, death for breakfast.

[mfpardnor2]

Die Another Day

With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.

[RDWGator]

Gone With the Wind


'There are only two things more beautiful than a gun: a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere. Ever had a good... Swiss watch?'

[mfpardnor2]

Red River

Yeah, well I saw it on TV first, then I made it up.

[toon66]

Saturday Night Fever

What's wrong with being sexy?

[RDWGator]

This is Spinal Tap


'Now, I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead.'

[mfpardnor2]

Silverado

My, you have lovely hair. You ever find any spiders in it?

[Allanon]

The Longest Yard

When you pull on that jersey, you represent yourself and your teammates. And the name on the front is a hell of alot more important than the one on the back! Get that through your head!

[RDWGator]

Miracle


'Well, if I'm gonna get killed, I got a hankerin' to soothe my sweet tooth.'

[lurkingator1]

open Range

Don't F with me boys this aint my First rodeo

[BigSlick]

Austin Power Goldmember?????

Not up in here, NOT UP IN HERE!!!!!!

[mfpardnor2]

open Range

Don't F with me boys this aint my First rodeo

Mommy Dearest

[mfpardnor2]

Austin Power Goldmember?????

Not up in here, NOT UP IN HERE!!!!!!
The Hangover

Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

[Billygator76]

American Beauty

"Never underestimate the power of denial"

"I'm looking for the job with the least amount of responsibility"

[RDWGator]

The Hangover

Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.


Strips


'I have a wife. And four horses.'
'I have a horse... and four wives.'

[mfpardnor2]

Little Big Man

If I was gonna be scared, I'd be scared of the fella who bit it off, not him!

[red4512]

Cat Ballou.

Why don't you put her in charge?

[kalaniocc]

Aliens

'They aren't as succulent as I like and they're the devil to clean but if a man skins them and fries them in garlic and oil - mercy, thems good eating.'

[mfpardnor2]

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Is this an invite to a necktie party, Reverend?

[GatoRella]

The Searchers

"The two whaaaat????? did you say Yute? What is a Yute?"

[llm85]

My Cousin Vinnie

"I won’t go schizo, will I?"

[mfpardnor2]

Animal House

I'm Prince Precious, rightful heir to the throne of Porno. Years ago, this planet was a veritable paradise. But Wang, a maniacal botanist whose organ was devoured by a crazed Penis Flytrap, could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure, and so, banding together an army of the impotent and frustrated, and armed with a small but effective sex ray, plunged my palace into carnal chaos, and took it over.

[llm85]

Okay I'm gonna take a guess here. It's got to be Flesh Gordon.

"Lighten up, Francis."

[wileegator]

Stripes


"*#it."

"What?"

"Rollers."

"No."

"Yea."


"*#it."

[g8r925]

"Hey Pepper you in? Does a horse have a Hickory D@#K, Hell yes I'm in.

[mfpardnor2]

Stripes


"*#it."

"What?"

"Rollers."

"No."

"Yea."


"*#it."
Blues Brothers

[mfpardnor2]

"Hey Pepper you in? Does a horse have a Hickory D@#K, Hell yes I'm in.

Cowboy Way

Suppose there's this guy, and he's standing on the shore of a big wide river, and the... river's full of all manner of disaster, you know, piranhas, alligators, eddies, currents, **** like that... nobody'll even go down there to dip a toe. And on the other side of the river's a million bucks, and on this side of the river... is a rowboat.

[Gatormb]

Cowboy Way

Suppose there's this guy, and he's standing on the shore of a big wide river, and the... river's full of all manner of disaster, you know, piranhas, alligators, eddies, currents, **** like that... nobody'll even go down there to dip a toe. And on the other side of the river's a million bucks, and on this side of the river... is a rowboat.

Tin Cup

God***** Cookie. Gimme my twelve!

[mfpardnor2]

Men of Honor

YES. YES. Say it. He vas my... BOYFRIEND

[ColdbeerGator]

Young Frankenstein3

"I said handsome, not handless"

[mvt_gator]

Kingpin

"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

[Allanon]

Unforgiven

Subject, Toilet paper. One: on 6 June 1941, this vessel submitted a requisition for 150 rolls of toilet paper. On 16 December 1941 the requisition was returned with stamped notation, 'Cannot identify material required.' Two: the commanding officer of the USS SeaTiger cannot help but wonder what is being used at the Caviti Supply Depot as a substitute for this unidentifiable material once so well known to this command.

[BigSlick]

Operation Petticoat

two dollars...TWO DOLLARS!!!!!!

[mfpardnor2]

Better Off Dead

We're supposed to be robbin' this place you dumb f^ckin' hebe.

[red4512]

Casino

"Lower The Globe!"

[wileegator]

Casino

You guys always bring me the very best violence.

[mfpardnor2]

Austin Powers

Serenity

Who's scruffy-looking?

[BobK89]

Austin Powers

Serenity

Who's scruffy-looking?

The Empire Strikes Back

Freeze, gopher!!!!

[kalaniocc]

caddyshack

"do you usually run with your butt sticking out like that? stand up straight. you want a plumb line to run from your ear through your hips to your feet. now let your hips relax. now thats pretty much like you were running. lift your knee. now cock your hips up under you... under you... like at the moment of deepest penetration. now lift your knee. its easier to lift your knee when you tuck your pelvis under you. youre not fighting your own body's mechanics, makes you a more efficient runner. you can put your knee down now."

[mfpardnor2]

Beevis and Butthead


They lie. They lie, and we have to be merciful, for those who lie. Those nabobs. I hate them. I do hate them.

[red4512]

Apocalypse Now.

That man, there, that man is a slime! he is a *slime*!

[mfpardnor2]

And Justice For All

Now get the hell down in the cellar. You can be the boss down there, but I'm boss up here!

[RDWGator]

Night of the Living Dead


'Can't say I blame you. A fellow as ugly as you are probably couldn't get to first base without a fire.'

[mfpardnor2]

Hellfighters

I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't!

[mvt_gator]

McLintock

"My mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all of them teeth and no toothbrush"

[GatoRella]

Water Boy

"What we do in life echos in eternity!"

[BobK89]

Water Boy

"What we do in life echos in eternity!"

Gladiator.

If you can't spot the sucker in you first 30 minutes , then you are the sucker.

[mfpardnor2]

Rounders

Hey! Get some beer and some cleaning products!

[red4512]

True Romance.

"You think they'll have that on the tour?"

[Allanon]

Jurassic Park

Aye. But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until somebody loses a - Ahhhh!

[mfpardnor2]

Muppet Treasure Island

I bet she gives great helmet.

[daveinva99]

Spaceballs

"I've got a Trig mid-term in the morning and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp."

[gatorbadboy]

Risky Business

"you notice that smell in here...the noticeable smell of mendacity in this room"

[mvt_gator]

NM

[igabradley]

Risky Business

"you notice that smell in here...the noticeable smell of mendacity in this room"

cat on a hot tin roof

it's like wisconsin, you zip in, you zip out

[dnigels]

cat on a hot tin roof

it's like wisconsin, you zip in, you zip out



Stripes

Have no fear, little one... I am here to protect thee

[mfpardnor2]

The Omen

Either you spend the rest of your life in an efficiency apartment with seven dissidents and one toilet, or you gather your aristocratic **** together and split.

[Gator515151]

Love at first bite.




I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

[gatorbadboy]

Billy Jack

Where were you taking him? To the bus...it was time for him to go.

[kalaniocc]

Billy Jack

Where were you taking him? To the bus...it was time for him to go.

The blind side

"You make too much noise! Has to be very quiet in here, like in a Church!"

[mfpardnor2]

Pumping Iron

Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

[BigSlick]

Blazing Saddles

The horror....the horror

[dnigels]

Blazing Saddles

The horror....the horror

Apocalypse now.

Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that *I* do it. You understand?

[mfpardnor2]

Casino

I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

[BigSlick]

Billy Jack (repeat)

You can shake your booties down on the dock

[BobK89]

Billy Jack (repeat)

You can shake your booties down on the dock

Caddyshack

I like men, I like to be manhandled...I like you.

[mfpardnor2]

Fletch

Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.

[kalaniocc]

Cool hand luke

"What one man can do, another can do! ....Say it again! ....And again!"

[mfpardnor2]

The Edge

"There are moments in every mans life, when he glimpses the eternal".

[BobK89]

The Edge

"There are moments in every mans life, when he glimpses the eternal".

Lost Horizon

I get the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

[DesertGator]

The Wizard of Oz..

"No more rhyming now, I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?

[mfpardnor2]

The Princess Bride

This is the engine room; to operate, all you need is any group of well-trained monkeys. 99 percent of everything we do is strict routine. Only one percent requires creative intelligence.

[red4512]

The Caine Mutiny.

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

[llm85]

Terminator 2.

"Oink, oink my good man."

[Allanon]

European Vacation

A ghoul, as I'm sure you know, is a disgusting creature who opens graves and feeds on corpses.

[mfpardnor2]

Mr. Sardonicus

I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?

[wileegator]

Some Like it Hot

Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that'd haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here? You talk to me.

[BobK89]

Some Like it Hot

Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that'd haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here? You talk to me.

The Road Warrior

No, I am your father.

[drramer]

Empire Strikes Back

Is that Clorets in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

[gatormonk]

Meatballs

"You can't kill the Boogeyman"

[vertigo0923]

Halloween

" well i don't know any lepers either, but I'm not gonna go out a nd join one of their clubs"

[Gator515151]

The breadfast club


The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this
mess, but he's pretty sure you're f*cked.

[red4512]

Braveheart

"2 can dig faster than 1'"

[wileegator]

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though. I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. You havin' a good time, Mark?

[mfpardnor2]

Ghost Busters

Run over, just like a freight train, only with a bull, it's worse, cause a freight train don't BACK UP and FINISH the JOB. Later on I'll show you how to lie out on the stretcher when the ambulance comes.

[kalaniocc]

stir crazy

they're eating her! and then they're gonna eat me! OH MY GODDDDDDDD!!!!

[mfpardnor2]

Troll 2

Yes, there were three... or four, it was hard to tell. It was very dark in your teepee and they were under buffalo rugs as you crawled among them. Anyway, it was a great copulation.

[wileegator]

Little Big Man

Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

[Gatorgal04]

Serenity

"Hey, if I'm gay, then Clint Eastwood's a transvestite."

[allig8ralli]

Switch

"Chuckkkk, I had a double burga"

[RDWGator]

Good Will Hunting


'If I ever saw a man holdin' a bull by the tail, you're it.'

[gatormonk]

Rio Bravo

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die..."

[Gatorgal04]

Blade runner

"No, I don't think I will kiss you although you need kissing badly."

[Gator515151]

Rio Bravo

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die..."

"Time to Die" ? I thought that was a Chris Rainey quote?

[RDWGator]

Blade runner

"No, I don't think I will kiss you although you need kissing badly."


Gone With the Wind


'*Everybody* pays taxes!- Even businessmen, who rob and cheat and steal from people everyday, even *they* have to pay *taxes*!'

[Go2gtr]

Gone With the Wind


'*Everybody* pays taxes!- Even businessmen, who rob and cheat and steal from people everyday, even *they* have to pay *taxes*!'
Jonathan Winters, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

"she's a turtle dove, takes a lot of sand to be a turtle dove."

[red4512]

Gangs of New York.

"You see someone you don't know, you shoot them. How hard is that, huh."

[mfpardnor2]

Desperado

Holy sh!t! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!

[BigSlick]

Lost Boys

"Yeah, if that dress had pockets, you'd look like a pool table. You should try my Tall & Fat stores. No offense"

[westerthomas]

Back to School

"I think he's a damned fool Ed, you tell him I said so- H. I. McDonnough. And if he wants to find me, you tell him I'm in the Maracopa County correctional Facility for Men....I'll be waiting"

[mfpardnor2]

Raising Arizona

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[BobK89]

Raising Arizona

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

A, always; B be; C closing. Always Be Closing.

[wolfjs70]

GlenGary Glenn Ross

I don't want a Large Farva, I want a liter o' cola!

[Pablo]

Super Troopers

I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

[Gatorgal04]

Up

"If I were you boys, I wouldn't talk or even think about women. T'aint good for your health."

[mvt_gator]

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre


"Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything."

[Pablo]

The Karate Kid

"What's that, like pesos?"
"That is legal European tender."
"I told you we should have brought Deutsch marks."
"But they are so hard to find!"

[mfpardnor2]

Beerfest

Sucker play or not, I must have turned her on somethin' fierce. I mean, this dame was goin' for broke. Maybe it was her first time with a New Yorker, I dunno. Anyway, nothing beats good old American know-how. And I was givin' this broad the Stars And Stripes For Ever.

[RDWGator]

Heavy Metal


'Because that's murder they're talking about in there. And if I condone it, you can't turn around and tell these men why they're locked up. It's one standard for everyone, the way I see it.'

[wileegator]

Brubaker

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

[BobK89]

Brubaker

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Smokey and the Bandit

Who is Kaiser Sozye?

[mfpardnor2]

The Usual Suspects

Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.

[wileegator]

Aliens

I get emotional. You guys are workin' so hard, and I'm just so proud of you. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment.

[mfpardnor2]

Actually it's Alien, Aliens was ther sequel.

[mfpardnor2]

Aliens

I get emotional. You guys are workin' so hard, and I'm just so proud of you. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment.
Ricky Bobby

Do you have a special grudge against me? Do you feel a particularly strong resentment? Is there something I've said that's caused this contempt, or is it just things I stand for that you despise?

[BigSlick]

The Graduate

"You know you nearly killed me, slugging me in the gut when I wasn't ready! That's how Houdini died, you know!"

[llm85]

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

"Afghanistan Banana Stand"

[mfpardnor2]

Hot Rock

I had it on the table and the little motherf*cker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

[red4512]

Up in smoke.

"C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter."

[Gatorgal04]

Seven

"The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks."

[DesertGator]

Seven

"The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks."

Shawshank Redemption

"I think I broken his f'n neck! .."

"I told you I broke his f'n neck!"

[CHFG8R]

The REAL "The Longest Yard"


"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

[Go2gtr]

Blazing Saddles

"Inconceivable!"

[DesertGator]

The Princess Bride

"The only thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill"

[mfpardnor2]

Youngblood

Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

[DesertGator]

A Clockwork Orange (one of my favs BTW)

"No, no I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea cook! Ha! Ha! CHARRRGEE!!"

[ACCecil]

Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

"What's with the green leafy stuff? You trying to fool a brother with shrubbery?"

[BigSlick]

Booty Call

"She'll make ya rich, or she'll feed ya to the fishes. If she wants you to dance, sonny boy, you've got to follow her lead."

[kalaniocc]

summer rental

"you, my friend, you have an egg-cooking gift."

[mfpardnor2]

Super

I wouldn't sh!t you. You're my favorite turd!

[DesertGator]

Full Metal Jacket

"Litterin' and ... Litterin' and ... Smokin' the reefer."

[red4512]

SuperTroopers.

"Ten minutes you'll be smoking in hell! Get up!"

[mfpardnor2]

For A Few Dollars More

Very clever little boy. Very, very clever, to see that my friend and I are foreigners here, but of course not Russian, naturally. What would the Russians be doing on United States of America island, with so many animosities and hatreds between these two countries? It is too funny an idea, is it not? No, we... we are of course... Norveegans.

[BigSlick]

The Russians are coming the Russians are coming

"If you pick up that Keno card, I'll kill you. I'll kill you."

[mfpardnor2]

Lost in America

You can't beat a ho with a belt... they like that sh!t.

[Pablo]

Pootie Tang

"Excuse me, Mrs. Can you please help? There's been a terrible accident."

[red4512]

A Clockwork Orange.

"You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are - won't let go of one branch until they've got hold of the next."

[mfpardnor2]

Mission: Impossible II

That's a great plan, Walter. That's f*ckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss f*ckin' watch.

[Pablo]

The Big Lebowski

"I'll be at the Red Lobster in case you change your mind."