Movie Quotes - Trivia

[kalaniocc]

happy gilmore

"that's what l've been doing. l'm trying to figure it out. why, when the wave's just right, when it's big and hollow enough, and l'm inside of it, everything, whatever l'm doing, why l'm doing it ... in that moment, it all makes sense. most everybody wants something else from it. l'm afraid if l ask for more, it'll all disappear. "

[Go2gtr]

Endless Summer?

[mfpardnor2]

happy gilmore

"that's what l've been doing. l'm trying to figure it out. why, when the wave's just right, when it's big and hollow enough, and l'm inside of it, everything, whatever l'm doing, why l'm doing it ... in that moment, it all makes sense. most everybody wants something else from it. l'm afraid if l ask for more, it'll all disappear. "

In God's Hands

You think a cop gives a f^ck about a pimp? Listen. Every pimp in the world gets shot. Two in the back of the f^ckin' head. Cops'd throw a party, man.

[RDWGator]

True Romance


"I've never killed anyone in my life. Sandman terminate runners. What's your name?"

[wileegator]

Logan's Run

And that would be your accomplice, in the wood chipper?

[mfpardnor2]

Fargo

Keep practicing, Joey, and someday you will choke that chicken.

[wileegator]

Beverly Hills Ninja

We're gonna need more FBI guys.

[BigSlick]

Die Hard

"First of all you're going to have to grease the local politicians for the sudden zoning problems that always come up. Then there's the kickbacks to the carpenters, and if you plan on using any cement in this building I'm sure the teamsters would like to have a little chat with ya, and that'll cost ya. Oh and don't forget a little something for the building inspectors. Then there's long term costs such as waste disposal. I don't know if you're familiar with who runs that business but I assure you it's not the boyscouts.

[kalaniocc]

back to school

"No, I used to candle eggs at his farm. do you know what that is? you hold an egg up to the light of a candle and you look for imperfections. the first time I did it he told me to put all the eggs that were cracked or flawed into a bucket for the bakery. and he came back an hour later, and there were 300 eggs in the bakery bucket. he asked me what the hell I was doing. I found a flaw in every single one of them - you know, thin places in the shell; fine, hairline cracks. you look closely enough, you'll find that everything has a weak spot where it can break, sooner or later. "

[red4512]

Fracture.

"Go F**k an iceberg."

[mfpardnor2]

SAVAGE STREETS

Chill out, dickwad.

[BobK89]

SAVAGE STREETS

Chill out, dickwad.

Terminator 2

"Happy trails, Hans."

[Allanon]

Die Hard


“Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.”

[mfpardnor2]

High Anxiety

Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives *you* just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about!

[Allanon]

The Dirty Dozen



No guesswork, Colonel. Your pointing that gun at me is sufficient evidence... you ARE pointing it at me, aren't you?

[red4512]

Where Eagle Dare.



"Your gonna die up there."

[mfpardnor2]

The Exorcist

You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

[wileegator]

Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang

I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.

[mfpardnor2]

Reservoir Dogs

Look, Tony, I've never asked the time of day from a clock but I'm asking you, come to the dance tonight. I already told the gang you'd be there. If you don't show I'll be marked lousy.

[wileegator]

West Side Story

I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!

[llm85]

The Blues Brothers

"And crawling, on the planet’s face, some insects, called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."

[red4512]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right in the head."

[mfpardnor2]

Braveheart

You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!

[BigSlick]

Lethal Weapon

"Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?"

[DesertGator]

Glengarry Glen Ross

"Can you blow me where the Pampers is?"

[kalaniocc]

PCU

"if you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone."

[mfpardnor2]

The World's Fastest Indian

This is a seven-shot six-shooter, and I had it especially made.

[RDWGator]

The Villian


"We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let's go to work."

[DesertGator]

Remember the Titans

"This is pretty strong sh*t. I got it from the military actually. This is the stuff that killed Dylan."

[mfpardnor2]

Paul

I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!

[DesertGator]

An American Werewolf in London

"Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"

[mfpardnor2]

Full Metal Jacket

Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?

[wllmferg]

"Up in Smoke" Cheech & Chong.

I was hoping you'd come to the healthy conclusion that he's a manipulative son of a b:;ch.

[mfpardnor2]

Nixon

Well... well, like to get this job. I mean, did... did you do, or... or were you asked to do anything lewd... or unsavory, or... or, otherwise repulsive to your... your person, huh?

[BigSlick]

Blade Runner

"The likelihood of one individual being right increases in direct proportion to the intensity with which others are trying to prove him wrong"

[BobK89]

Blade Runner

"The likelihood of one individual being right increases in direct proportion to the intensity with which others are trying to prove him wrong"

"Heaven Can Wait"

The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

[anstro76]

caddy shack

tested her out my self..not a drip

[mfpardnor2]

Cable Guy

You want a tree? I'll tell you what. I'll give you the best tree I got on the lot, for nothin'. But the sh!t's gonna cost ya... a hundred.

[BigSlick]

Lethal Weapon

"Well, I'll bet money she's going to resent it, and I'm missing the James Bond marathon on TNT."

[mfpardnor2]

American Beauty

I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway!

[BigSlick]

Last Action Hero

"How it's a living thing. I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing; how the sun was shining; if it rained. I like to think about all the people who tended and picked the grapes. And if it's an old wine, how many of them must be dead by now. I like how wine continues to evolve, like if I opened a bottle of wine today it would taste different than if I'd opened it on any other day, because a bottle of wine is actually alive. And it's constantly evolving and gaining complexity. That is, until it peaks, like your '61. And then it begins its steady, inevitable decline....and it tastes so f'in good"

[anstro76]

sideways?

that things crooked you been f'n around corners?

[mfpardnor2]

I have no friggin' idea...to keep the game going

I am big! It's the pictures that got small.

[kalaniocc]

sideways?

that things crooked you been f'n around corners?

Porkys

I have no friggin' idea...to keep the game going

I am big! It's the pictures that got small.

Sunset blvd

"When I stepped out into the bright sunlight, from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman, and a ride home."

[mfpardnor2]

the Outsiders

What's in the box??!!

[kalaniocc]

the Outsiders

What's in the box??!!

Se7en!

"come in with the milk"

[red4512]

The Avaitor.

"You disobey me. You puppy."

[mfpardnor2]

Mad Max 2

Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.

[BigSlick]

Finding Nemo

"They don't talk about broads - nothing. Ya never hear Little Joe say, "Hey, Hoss, I went to Virginia City and I saw a girl with the greatest a$$ I've ever seen in my life." They just walk around the Ponderosa: "Yes, Pa, where's Little Joe?" Nothin' about broads. I don't think I'm being too picky. But, if at least once, they talked about getting horny. I don't care if you live on the Ponderosa or right here in Baltimore, guys talk about getting laid. I'm beginning to think that show doesn't have too much realism."

[vangator1]

On Borrowed Time

"I wouldn't take you to a rat fight"

[mfpardnor2]

Goin' South

Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

[wileegator]

Wayne's World

What's the point of all those pushups if you can't even lift a bloody log?

[mfpardnor2]

Batman Begins

"Every one of you monkeys is down in my book, and every stick of damage around here will be paid for. You've got ten minutes to clear out. Just stick your nose back in this county, any of ya, and you'll never see daylight again as long as you live. Now git."

[BigSlick]

Finding Nemo

"They don't talk about broads - nothing. Ya never hear Little Joe say, "Hey, Hoss, I went to Virginia City and I saw a girl with the greatest a$$ I've ever seen in my life." They just walk around the Ponderosa: "Yes, Pa, where's Little Joe?" Nothin' about broads. I don't think I'm being too picky. But, if at least once, they talked about getting horny. I don't care if you live on the Ponderosa or right here in Baltimore, guys talk about getting laid. I'm beginning to think that show doesn't have too much realism."

Tin Men

[Jvilleg8r]

"Are we about to get it on? Because I'm harder than a diamond in an ice storm right now."

[wileegator]

Talladega Nights

Peter, we noticed you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Well, Bob, I wouldn't really say I've been missing it.

[anstro76]

office space

ahh, not meatloaf again!

[mfpardnor2]

Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Well, you see I was still married to my first wife when I married my second wife,so I never really was married to my second wife. And since I divorced my first wife a couple of years ago, I'm as free as a bird in a tree!"

[DesertGator]

Great Balls of Fire

"She underlines the **** scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the **** scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on."

[DesertGator]

dupe

[BigSlick]

Slap Shot

"You gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite?"

[DesertGator]

Reservoir Dogs

"My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!"

[deebo65]

Better off Dead (great movie btw)



Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

[DesertGator]

Better off Dead (great movie btw)



Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

Roxanne (one of my favs, BTW .. lol)

"An innocent girl. A harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong?" (at the risk of giving it away, yes I've been on a bit of an 80s kick lately) :ninja:

[deebo65]

License to Drive (and a very young Heather Graham)

We've got bush!

[llm85]

ahh, not meatloaf again!

Is that line really in the movie???

[BigSlick]

License to Drive (and a very young Heather Graham)

We've got bush!

Revenge of the Nerds

"WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... F*&%K-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man."

[BobK89]

Glengarry Glen Ross

Take her to the zoo. I hear retards like the zoo.

[red4512]

Rocky.


"Make work your favorite. That's your new favorite."

[mfpardnor2]

Elf

"I've heard many a powerful Bible-walloper, but you not only put the fear of God into them, you scared the hell out of 'em."

[red4512]

Elmer Gantrey.

"What's Taters?"

[wileegator]

The Two Towers

I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies

[BigSlick]

Alien

"Birdie Num Num"

[Allanon]

The Party

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

[red4512]

Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

"Finally, a man worth killing."

[BigSlick]

A Young Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

"All right, listen up. If there are any bugs in here, or rats, or anything that has more legs than I do, you just stay on your side of the room, okay? I'll stay on mine. I should warn you, I'm packing an iron."

[mfpardnor2]

The Secret To My Succe$s

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

[BigSlick]

Life of Brian

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"

[mfpardnor2]

Kelly's Heroes

No Frank, you know, is she better than self-abuse? Does that- does that big ass of hers move around a lot, Frank or does it sort of lie there flaccid? What would you say about that?

[BigSlick]

M*A*S*H

"Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison! That's what it means! One of us is going to jail... well, it's not gonna be me!"

[kalaniocc]

it's a wonderful life

"los locos kick your ass. los locos kick your face. los locos kick your balls into OUTER SPACE!!!!"

[diamondgator]

it's a wonderful life

"los locos kick your ass. los locos kick your face. los locos kick your balls into OUTER SPACE!!!!"

Short Circuit II

You'd better flush out your headgear, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".

[Swamplizard]

Full Metal Jacket

Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... ****-kickin' surfer. Look at me.
Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya?

[mfpardnor2]

The Devil's Advocate

Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. It's like you know your perspective's f^cked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.

[red4512]

Heavy Metal

"On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife"

[mfpardnor2]

Hannibal

I saw a picture once, of them fellers from, you know, that's supposed to be from up there? Fly around? Tiny little fellers. Bald-headed, little feet, little hands - got no peckers.

[BigSlick]

Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

"Lionel? That sounds like a train, I'm gonna do a "non-stop" on you choo-choo."

[mfpardnor2]

The Groove Tube

Hey, wait a minute man, how come every time I do coke you say that 'every time you do coke' thing?

[red4512]

Nice Dreams

"Watch a few movies, take a few notes. It was fun."

[wileegator]

Scream

You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.

[mfpardnor2]

Beverly Hills Cop

I'm going to ask you a straightforward question: isn't it true that you have, perhaps unwillingly, acquired a certain habit through association with certain undesirable people?

[llm85]

Reefer Madness.

"I think we should have some plays. You know, usually in football you have some organized plays."

[deebo65]

Mash



"And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrger"

[mfpardnor2]

Airplane

That's f#ckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss ****in' watch.

[BobK89]

Airplane

That's f#ckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss ****in' watch.

The Big Lebowski

I know you're partial to convenience stores, but dammit H.I., the sun doesn't rise and set on the corner grocery.

[TWGator]

The Big Lebowski

I know you're partial to convenience stores, but dammit H.I., the sun doesn't rise and set on the corner grocery.

Raising Arizona

"Would you like to kiss me on the verandah?"
"The lips would be fine."

[red4512]

The Three Amigos.

"We threw away things people kill each other for now."

[mfpardnor2]

The Book Of Eli

My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass.

[llm85]

Easy Money

"Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness."

[wittejr]

Easy Money

"Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness."

Trading Places

"I always figured on using a new rope when hangin' you... because I kind of respected ya. You never took the best of things and all your men went down looking at ya."