Game... Three Word Story, you add 3 words to continue

[vanders]

Directions:
Post only 3 words that will go with or make the above 3 words previously posted.

Example:
Poster 1: The big cat
Poster 2: Found a purple
Poster 3: walrus under his

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Start with the below 3:



The Florida Gators

[jkgator76]

rocked the dome

[vanders]

in New Orleans

[panamacitygator]

and beat the

[ccoralgator]

lame hapless Bearcats

[vertigo0923]

who were overrated

[vanders]

a myth I

[arob2827]

don't quite understand

[fymom]

as noles blow

[vanders]

in the rain

[arob2827]

suffering Jimbo's pain

[vanders]

as Bobby exits

[ccoralgator]

to change Depends

[vanders]

or buy some

[vertigo0923]

at the store

[vanders]

down the street

[Gator515151]

The Walmart store

[vertigo0923]

'alas! sold out!'

[vanders]

got a substitute

[vertigo0923]

that was cheaper

[gaTYr]

now he poops

[vertigo0923]

and heads home

[Gator515151]

where he wipes

[vertigo0923]

flushes, and smiles

[vanders]

and another day

[beachpiratefla]

in cold weather

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

he pooped again

[slinkygator]

He missed the

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

diaper he had

[slinkygator]

and didn't realize

[Aardvark]

the big pooper

[Gator515151]

Had frozen shut

[Gator515151]

in the cold

[vanders]

and he was

[MiaG8tr]

disappointed he couldn't

[vanders]

but Ann was

[igabradley]

glad to help

[gatorfan5220]

it fascinated her (PS, Vanders this is a cool as hell idea!!!)

[96Gatorcise]

to play with

[vanders]

the amazing substance

[gatorfan5220]

glistened like gold

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

but smelled like....

[FLIPCUP]

passing thru Goats

[vanders]

with great speed

[vertigo0923]

in the barn

[vanders]

around the barnyard

[vertigo0923]

scaring the chickens

[vanders]

and the roosters

[vertigo0923]

annoying the farmer

[vanders]

who called for

[vertigo0923]

his dog's help

[vanders]

the barking began

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

woof woof woof

[vanders]

and then one

[jkgator76]

chicken spoke up

[vanders]

and all listened

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

cluck cluck cluck :D

[vanders]

translate that please

[GatorSkie]

get the farmer

[vanders]

he speaks Spanish

[GatorSkie]

very poorly but

[vanders]

the workers understood

[GatorSkie]

but still hesitated

[vanders]

for the wife

[vertigo0923]

who's not bilingual.

[GatorSkie]

just laughed her

[Jaggator]

hot a$$ off

[vanders]

and all stared

[GatorSkie]

in utter disbelief.

[Jaggator]

at her tatas

[GatorSkie]

which in udder

[vanders]

hung below her

[GatorSkie]

knees by a

[vanders]

foot or more

[GatorSkie]

the farmer said

[vanders]

but I didn't

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

Get her bra!!!

[GatorSkie]

the clucking chicken

[vanders]

announced to all

[Jaggator]

I'm going to

[GatorSkie]

change the way

[Jaggator]

I wear my

[vanders]

hair on Wednesday

[GatorSkie]

it now looks

[vertigo0923]

like a beehive

[vanders]

or a nest

[Jaggator]

with split ends

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

Get the shampoo!!!! :D

[vanders]

and wash twice

[Jaggator]

or it will

[mamag8ter]

Split my hairs

[vanders]

or go bald

[vertigo0923]

no NOT bald!!!!!!

[vanders]

or wear girdles

[vertigo0923]

dressing for success!!!

[GatorSkie]

the farmer will

[vanders]

]franchise many places

[vertigo0923]

sell his farm

[vanders]

run for office

[GatorSkie]

be the mayor

[Jaggator]

then be the

[vanders]

offensive line coach

[GatorSkie]

thats a downgrade

[Jaggator]

from being a

[vanders]

farmer with chickens

[GatorSkie]

whats the question

[vanders]

can't answer that

[GatorSkie]

the farmers dog

[vertigo0923]

ate a chicken

[GatorSkie]

that skalliwag dog

[vanders]

feathers flew about

[GatorSkie]

ten feet high

[vertigo0923]

like busted pillows

[vanders]

across the farmyard

[Jaggator]

owned by Vanders

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

and Flip Cup

[jkgator76]

get lucky tonite

[vertigo0923]

what's luck anyhow?

[vanders]

like looking for

[Jaggator]

a piece of

[gatorknights]

needle in haystack

[Aardvark]

with a microscope

Just what we need another word game!

[vanders]

or it happens

[Aardvark]

sooner or later

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

I prefer sooner

[john5220]

Better late than

[vertigo0923]

not at all!

[georgiagator21]

Getta life governor

[vanders]

or move to

[Aardvark]

bum frigging Egypt

[litigator]

Bearcats into Meercats

[jguz]

made of grass

[Aardvark]

pot smokers unite

[gatorfan5220]

pass that duchy!!

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

just say no

[beachpiratefla]

to all adversity

[vanders]

don't like conflict

[gatorfan5220]

above it all

[vanders]

cream rises to

[jkgator76]

the top of

[Jaggator]

the babes thread

[arob2827]

with Ann Bowden

[Jaggator]

hot to trot

[Jaggator]

out a win

[gatorfan5220]

Twas no "winner"

[Jaggator]

blew his horn

[chrisu]

so loud that

[gatorblue371]

he went DAgumitt

[leahy]

and put away

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

his little horn

[GatorSkie]

for good now

[vanders]

but Ann found

[slinkygator]

another way to

[vanders]

go to the

[DeepPurpleGator]

Miley Cyrus concert

[GatorSaint]

with her boyfriend

[slinkygator]

who was hoping

[keefer]

what boys hope

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

and dream about

[ccoralgator]

Beer, Babes, Football

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

not necessarily in

[ccoralgator]

ok, babes first

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

But I digress

[deebo65]

the boy was

[Jaggator]

a real flamer

[ccoralgator]

with his girlfriend

[DeepPurpleGator]

Miley Cyrus and

[Jaggator]

flamer Richard Simmons

[DeepPurpleGator]

, noted FSU alumn,

[skiller]

who likes to

[Jaggator]

flaunt it for

[DeepPurpleGator]

Terry Bowden's drunk

[keefer]

little short butt

[deebo65]

to oldies music

[Jaggator]

to coaching midgets

[ccoralgator]

with long beards

[deebo65]

and bad genes

[ccoralgator]

with pink hair

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

But then Terry

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

messed his britches

[Jaggator]

inquired about the

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

cost of underwear

[mvt_gator]

in bulk quantities

[mamag8ter]

to buy wholesale

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

because he always

[Jaggator]

finds the best

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

deals on underwear

[vanders]

at Walmart down

[Jaggator]

to save himself

[mvt_gator]

the hassle of

[DeepPurpleGator]

drug testing by

[Jaggator]

nm

[vanders]

the local Walgreens

[DeepPurpleGator]

owned by Deion

[Jaggator]

Sanders whom is

[vanders]

always talking to

[DeepPurpleGator]

MC Hammer and

[mvt_gator]

Vanilla Ice about

[DeepPurpleGator]

keepin' it real.

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

cuz homie don't

[mvt_gator]

listen to the

[vanders]

country music I

[mvt_gator]

downloaded on itunes

[DeepPurpleGator]

and learned banjo

[NOTgaGATORanymore]

while squealing simultaneously

[mvt_gator]

with bassett hounds

[gatorfan5220]

his FSU shirt

[vanders]

worn with pride

[gatorfan5220]

now toilet paper

[mvt_gator]

lightly used, yet

[vanders]

but needs pitching

[mvt_gator]

his gold pants

[mamag8ter]

look like 70's

[vanders]

or maybe 60's

[interrygator]

Who really knows?

[ccoralgator]

Gold is timeless!

[leahy]

in his pants

[vanders]

or in his

[ccoralgator]

gilded athletic supporter

[GatorSkie]

he bears a

[vanders]

secret worth keeping

[gatorfan5220]

scar from Spurrier

[vanders]

multiple SEC wounds

[ccoralgator]

and hairy nads

[vanders]

oversized fat belly

[ccoralgator]

with button ring

[GatorSkie]

speaking of oversized

[vanders]

the ring was

[mvt_gator]

a gift from

[ccoralgator]

Chuck the Chest

[gator_ch]

dripped with sweat

[gatorfan5220]

touched his shoes

[vanders]

and bounced as

[anstro76]

a tub full

[Norcaligator]

like the farmer's

[leahy]

was everything they

[GolphinGator]

should not be

[Norcaligator]

The next day,

[GatorSkie]

the farmers dog

[gatorfan5220]

buried them both

[gatorfan5220]

Chuck didnt notice

[gatorfan5220]

tearfully, Bobby did

[gatorfan5220]

"they're funner than"

[gatorfan5220]

"hackysacks any day"

[vanders]

many attended the

[GatorPrincess8]

Final Tebow game

[GatorSkie]

funeral services, but

[GatorPrincess8]

funeral services, but

We posted at the same time LOL

[vanders]

the party started

[GatorPrincess8]

Princess and Tebow