Game... Three Word Story, you add 3 words to continue

[scubadude007]

Why oh why

[ccoralgator]

does Kiffin lie

[ccoralgator]

about busty coeds

[deebo65]

and car rides

[96Gatorcise]

to the moon

[mvt_gator]

pie capital of

[ccoralgator]

-hit a Tree!

[vanders]

crashing hard now

[OaktownGator]

red bull time

[interrygator]

Kiffen's fulla BULL!

[ccoralgator]

and boning Ed

[mamag8ter]

makes Layla sick

[GatorSkie]

trying to get

[mamag8ter]

off the floor

[tcmba]

with some help

[ccoralgator]

too many Margaritas!

[darthvisor]

last night with

[96Gatorcise]

three strange people

[deebo65]

menage a trois

[96Gatorcise]

never heard that:grin::ninja:

[deebo65]

sure is fun

[96Gatorcise]

like baking cookies

[deebo65]

better than that!

[ccoralgator]

bring some viagra!

[vanders]

none around me

[NothingRemains10]

but Jessica Biel

[vanders]

could be daughter

[ccoralgator]

and Jessica Alba

[scubadude007]

makes me go

[keefer]

to the bathroom

[deebo65]

And rub it

[keefer]

until it starts

[NothingRemains10]

bleeding from the

[darthvisor]

cock and balls

[OaktownGator]

down the leg

[scubadude007]

causing a big

[ccoralgator]

nasty black scab

[darthvisor]

Flesh eating scenario

[DeepPurpleGator]

involving Miley Cyrus

[keefer]

and really sick

[DeepPurpleGator]

pictures of Sharon

[keefer]

Osborne licking it

[DeepPurpleGator]

while thinking of

[keefer]

deep purple gator

[DeepPurpleGator]

oh no please

[deebo65]

you know it

[keefer]

not Sharon again

[DeepPurpleGator]

i'm afraid so

[deebo65]

its DPG's fault

[DeepPurpleGator]

don't blame me

[keefer]

that woman is

[mvt_gator]

quite a licker

[OaktownGator]

how many licks?

[DeepPurpleGator]

who is counting?

[keefer]

just don't stop

[ccoralgator]

til I POP!

[mvt_gator]

a big zit

[interrygator]

Back to Layla....

[ccoralgator]

on her knees

[darthvisor]

begging for enema

[mvt_gator]

an oral victory

(instead of the moral ones)

[OaktownGator]

and pearl necklace

[baygator1]

aren't mutually exclusive

[deebo65]

But good move

[baygator1]

will be rewarded

[vertigo0923]

if he's successful?

[leahy]

under the table

[96Gatorcise]

she slowly moved

[GatorSkie]

to find the

[gatorfan5220]

batteries were missing

[mamag8ter]

to the vibrater

[statesborogator]

so she started

[tcmba]

a homebased business

[keefer]

that sold everything

[vanders]

to much information

[baygator1]

for a Friday

[scubadude007]

everyday is friday

[keefer]

or maybe monday

[gatorknights]

will bring better

[ccoralgator]

Alkaline D Batteries

[deebo65]

but use generic

[scubadude007]

they're cheaper like

[ccoralgator]

Ogregon's stripper girls

[vanders]

are you serious

[deebo65]

(ccoralgator) speaks from experience

[vanders]

I have none

( in that area)

[deebo65]

none here either

[scubadude007]

mama says deebo

[deebo65]

many scream it

[ccoralgator]

waving $20 Bills

[leahy]

which quickly disappear

[deebo65]

in random G-strings

[vanders]

leave broke, penniless

[NothingRemains10]

Mary's Little Lamb

[deebo65]

not her lamb

[darthvisor]

with Bill Clinton

[baygator1]

and his cigar

[NothingRemains10]

in the pooper

[ccoralgator]

lube it first!

[gatorfan5220]

Beach flavored cigars

[deebo65]

butt flavored cigars

[vanders]

don't smoke cigars

[darthvisor]

after manwhore sex

[deebo65]

from your mom

[DeepPurpleGator]

who dated Meatloaf

[ccoralgator]

tasted his gravy

[deebo65]

all the time

[DeepPurpleGator]

with Rex Chapman

[deebo65]

and on occasion

[DeepPurpleGator]

FSU's Richard Simmons

[ccoralgator]

deals a meal

[vanders]

Happy Meal "NO"

[vertigo0923]

they're NOT 'happy'

[ccoralgator]

but Richard is

[DeepPurpleGator]

attracted to Orgeron

[vertigo0923]

who's lame's buddy

[tcmba]

until the press

[deebo65]

tear him a

[darthvisor]

Anterior Cruciate ligament

[Aardvark]

to be operated

[baygator1]

on by a

[vanders]

half blind surgeon

[GatorSkie]

and usc graduate

[OaktownGator]

drunk on jaegermeister

[GatorSkie]

took a shot

[ccoralgator]

in the butt

[GatorSkie]

of morphine so

[ccoralgator]

fist won't hurt

[GatorSkie]

when you hit

[gatorknights]

great big beak

[mamag8ter]

Like big bird

[mamag8ter]

With a hernia

[ccoralgator]

like Dee Finley

[mamag8ter]

Oh peeuuuuwww pooper

[ccoralgator]

Lots of Febreeze

[leahy]

they're for sale

[ccoralgator]

and smell better

[darthvisor]

Then sweaty scrotums

[interrygator]

after daylong sex

[leahy]

wilt had 2

[gatorfan5220]

that had wilted

[mamag8ter]

Daylong sex,WOW

[slinkygator]

^^^That's good stuff :devil:

[FLIPCUP]

With RED Boots

[FLIPCUP]

in recovery room

[slinkygator]

dont over do

[tcmba]

this without supervision

[vanders]

the nurses ran

[baygator1]

with labored gaits

[vanders]

doc came running

[baygator1]

to find FLIP

[ccoralgator]

naked, donning a

[96Gatorcise]

pink taffeta tutu

[ccoralgator]

and new piercing

[scubadude007]

in his left

[ccoralgator]

center taint area

[vanders]

were you there??????

[scubadude007]

admitting are you

[vanders]

wouldn't have missed

[ccoralgator]

pictures on TMZ

[vanders]

youtube has them

[ccoralgator]

next on GCTV!

[96Gatorcise]

another Tebow story

[ccoralgator]

no, he graduated.

[96Gatorcise]

Finally moving on

[ccoralgator]

from the accident

[scubadude007]

that cost a

[vanders]

arm and leg

[mamag8ter]

to give assistance

[scubadude007]

mama dropped her

[tcmba]

like a bad

[leahy]

her moral ethics

[baygator1]

questionable, but fun

[95Gator]

Desirable, but strange.

[vanders]

family tradition continues

[slinkygator]

buzzed on Saturday

[vanders]

share with me

[slinkygator]

1stmargarita since surgery

[vanders]

the best drink

[OaktownGator]

since body shots

[slinkygator]

never had that

[OaktownGator]

never had that
never too late

[FLIPCUP]

with Red Boots

[gatorfan5220]

riding milky thighs

[slinkygator]

got those

[vanders]

and Gator Basketball

[OaktownGator]

back to back

[vanders]

Urban in stands

[slinkygator]

working it hard

[mamag8ter]

or hardly working

[slinkygator]

Urban always working

[vanders]

Flip does too

[darthvisor]

chicks at once

[vanders]

Easter Egg gathering

[gatorvincent]

after that gamewinner

[vanders]

celebrating Gator victories

[95Gator]

gets me drunk

[96Gatorcise]

on chocolate expressos

[deebo65]

With whipped cream

[mamag8ter]

and a cherry

[slinkygator]

prefer marshmallow creme

[96Gatorcise]

spread all over

[vanders]

thought lucky whip

[deebo65]

Vanders is awesome

[darthvisor]

At drunken karioki

[OaktownGator]

Love Boat song

[deebo65]

Never gonna let

[leahy]

good things happen

[95Gator]

to bad people.

[baygator1]

that text while

[leahy]

watching a movie

[vanders]

hope it's good





(The Blind Side was so great... wish I could find another as good)

[deebo65]

I want to

[mamag8ter]

go to sleep

[darthvisor]

with jillian michaels

[ccoralgator]

and NOT sleep

[vanders]

happens every night

[gatorfan5220]

blowup doll version

[scubadude007]

found a hole

[vanders]

it went flat

[mamag8ter]

patch it up

[scubadude007]

fill it up

[ccoralgator]

with helium and

[igabradley]

warm body lotion

[scubadude007]

rub smoothly then

[DeepPurpleGator]

wear a diaper

[mvt_gator]

and a bib

[darthvisor]

and panty hose

[rbgatorfan]

and stuck the

[keefer]

same hole as

[OaktownGator]

as Tiger did

[mvt_gator]

with two groundhogs

[scubadude007]

latched on Tiger's

[DeepPurpleGator]

nine iron as

[mvt_gator]

three stroke penalty

[DeepPurpleGator]

so he called

[keefer]

an addiction clinic

[darthvisor]

for excessive fondoling

[leahy]

to increase it

[mvt_gator]

he'll go blind

[tcmba]

with little hope

[scubadude007]

ever again of

[DeepPurpleGator]

singing for Journey

[leahy]

to Gainesville Florida

[nickelgators]

because he sucks

[mvt_gator]

Elin stopped believing

[OaktownGator]

ball cleaner story

[scubadude007]

or he'd nail

[darthvisor]

a midget transvestite

[mvt_gator]

with no teeth