Game... Three Word Story, you add 3 words to continue

[johnl]

to break their

[johnl]

back while they

[johnl]

wipe their a**

[odern]

Another Driskel SACK

[tcmba]

not this week

[mh2os]

on my watch

[beachpiratefla]

And my time

[tcmba]

won't allow for

[alphaOmegator]

sacks by semis

[alphaOmegator]

or Jimbo's gyrations

[mh2os]

at Ron Zook

[tcmba]

where only Gators

[MeyerIsBack]

can read and

[tcmba]

get a job

[gators_8]

unless you have

[alphaOmegator]

bachelors from F$u

[MeyerIsBack]

, University of Phoenix

[alphaOmegator]

Flipping burgers rule!

[MeyerIsBack]

said Jimbo Fisher

[mh2os]

leaving for Auburn

[alphaOmegator]

and home cooking

[interrygator]

BUT, our defense

[MeyerIsBack]

is freaking nails

[mh2os]

10 penny tuff

[alphaOmegator]

EJ gets stuffed

[tcmba]

like a turkey

[beachpiratefla]

And over done

[alphaOmegator]

semis are history

[alphaOmegator]

at (R)Zook Field

[beachpiratefla]

and it's fun

[alphaOmegator]

RUTS on criminoles

[mh2os]

who need seatbelts

[alphaOmegator]

crash dummies rule

[mh2os]

at Ron Zook Field

[alphaOmegator]

f$u our beetches

[alphaOmegator]

Jimbo jumps ship

[mh2os]

into frying pan

[alphaOmegator]

on the Plains...

[alphaOmegator]

where cheating abounds

[mh2os]

War Eagles dare

[MeyerIsBack]

cheat more than

[alphaOmegator]

Semis, Bammers & Canes

[interrygator]

Butch Davis and

[alphaOmegator]

all the other

[mh2os]

Bear Bryant wantabees

[alphaOmegator]

who are trashed

[alphaOmegator]

by the BCS

[alphaOmegator]

playing crap teams

[jwg8rntn]

Will get you

[alphaOmegator]

a flawless record

[mh2os]

that means nothing

[MeyerIsBack]

to the computers

[alphaOmegator]

Just RUTS Baby

[interrygator]

and beat Louisville

[tcmba]

and stay healthy

[MeyerIsBack]

while eating turkey

[mh2os]

before taking nap

[MeyerIsBack]

then drinking beer

[alphaOmegator]

and lighting farts

[MeyerIsBack]

Ass on fire

[mh2os]

too many jalapenos

[Allanon]

on a stick

[alphaOmegator]

Need to chugalug

[northgagator]

A brown jug

[alphaOmegator]

of moon shine

[tcmba]

burns your tummy

[mh2os]

if too much

[alphaOmegator]

drunk on gameday

[alphaOmegator]

To watch Gators

[mh2os]

win it all

[alphaOmegator]

In Big easy

[mh2os]

on the bayou

[tcmba]

where Swamp People

[mh2os]

like Duck Dynasty

[alphaOmegator]

get AFLAC insurance

[mh2os]

from a duck

[tcmba]

with trivia questions

[alphaOmegator]

who talks funny

[mh2os]

but who doesn't

[deebo65]

climb trees naked

[alphaOmegator]

only Semis do

[MeyerIsBack]

covered in glitter

[ElimiGator]

smelling like booze

[mh2os]

dripping with ooze

[tcmba]

made the news

[MeyerIsBack]

for missing curfew

[alphaOmegator]

and parking illegally

[MeyerIsBack]

and throwing sandwiches

[Pablo]

on the grill

[mh2os]

into the fryer

[alphaOmegator]

with fsu bachelor's

[tcmba]

degree in action

[alphaOmegator]

at hamburger joints

[tcmba]

throughout the panhandle

[mh2os]

and pizza joints

[alphaOmegator]

Semis all thrive

[tcmba]

on menial labor

[mh2os]

no experience needed

[interrygator]

no brains either

[alphaOmegator]

Just f$u degree

[MeyerIsBack]

a clown certificate

[alphaOmegator]

Paper is worthless

[alphaOmegator]

running stadium steps

[mh2os]

is a mistomeanor

[alphaOmegator]

in Tallacrappy land

[tcmba]

where the criminoles

[mh2os]

live in ignorance

[interrygator]

about their future

[Juggernautz]

and dwelve on

[mh2os]

a dubious history

[alphaOmegator]

of filching clothing

[mh2os]

and running steps

[alphaOmegator]

while losing coaches

[mh2os]

like rats leaving

[interrygator]

a sinking tepee

[wci347]

with no insurance

[alphaOmegator]

against flaming spears

[mh2os]

and rogue tutors

[baygator1]

scantily clad in

[tcmba]

tacky clown gear

[interrygator]

and gay glitter

[arob2827]

Covered with semen

[beachpiratefla]

gobs and gobs

[odern]

Of seamen semen

[interrygator]

but, enough of

[Juggernautz]

this and that

[alphaOmegator]

bite me Jimbo

[Juggernautz]

and you to

[wci347]

with dental implants

[Juggernautz]

that I will

[mh2os]

dirty old man

[alphaOmegator]

Shame on Bobby

[baygator1]

Shame on Bobby

for vigorously spanking

[Allanon]

his wife again

[mh2os]

what a whip

[alphaOmegator]

Better run steps

[interrygator]

and pray it's

[rounds]

balls not bumping

[mh2os]

unless made of

[rounds]

silicone implants like

[alphaOmegator]

Burt Reynolds has

[interrygator]

or Loni Anderson's

[mh2os]

looks better sideways

[alphaOmegator]

or being motorboated:joecool:

[rounds]

she has Pontoongs

[interrygator]

which helps recruiting

[mh2os]

of red blooded

[alphaOmegator]

All American males

[beachpiratefla]

which like them

[interrygator]

so here's to

[rounds]

beautiful personalities everywhere

[rounds]

that bring twinkles

[mh2os]

better than sprinkles

[rounds]

to wandering eyes

[Juggernautz]

and curious minds

[mh2os]

about future prospects

[Juggernautz]

that will sign

[rounds]

as "scholarship girls"

[Juggernautz]

and morally bankrupt

[rounds]

blondes, brunettes, redheads

[rounds]

of HIGH intelligence

[Juggernautz]

and little else

[mh2os]

on their minds

[rounds]

other than carefree

[alphaOmegator]

Days and nights

[mh2os]

get darker and

[rounds]

shadows glistenly linger

[alphaOmegator]

while I ponder

[rounds]

so many women,

[mh2os]

so little time

[interrygator]

to eat, sleep

[rounds]

drink, be mary

[MeyerIsBack]

merry is overrated

[mh2os]

Notre Dame also

[MeyerIsBack]

and Florida State

[mh2os]

lost in Tallyacrappy

[rounds]

lassies are weak

[wci347]

nunc pro tunc

[Juggernautz]

but common sense

[MeyerIsBack]

is senseless commonly

[rounds]

but never retroactive

[tcmba]

unless beneficial to

[mh2os]

powerful political parties

[rounds]

where self interest

[MeyerIsBack]

matters the most

[rounds]

not the country

[mh2os]

or its constitution

[rounds]

or its constituents

[MeyerIsBack]

but corporate lobbyists

[mh2os]

are lowest form

[MeyerIsBack]

of pond scum

[rounds]

skimmings off cesspool,

[interrygator]

but they can't

[tcmba]

balance a budget

[rounds]

because they're lobbyists

[MeyerIsBack]

in starched shirts

[mh2os]

and short pants

[interrygator]

with no shoes

[peytiepie]

and big ears

[tcmba]

and devious minds

[mh2os]

knowing no boundaries

[interrygator]

cheating and stealing

[Juggernautz]

has become the

[MeyerIsBack]

norm in every

[mh2os]

phase of government

[grayg8rstevo]

selling us out

[MeyerIsBack]

for fancy dinners

[interrygator]

and slimy lobbyists

[mh2os]

creating upset stomachs

[tcmba]

call Speedy Alka-Seltzer

[mh2os]

for instant relief

[interrygator]

from the hoopla

[mh2os]

world gone mad

[tcmba]

before March arrives

[mh2os]

and real madness

[MeyerIsBack]

begins with roundball

[mh2os]

and office pools

[interrygator]

and Loser drools

[mh2os]

when Gators rule

[MeyerIsBack]

pity the fool

[tcmba]

who left school

[interrygator]

of hard knocks

[mh2os]

in the gut

[tcmba]

a real nut

[interrygator]

whose sister is

[mh2os]

the incredible hulkette

[Allanon]

or She Hulk

[mh2os]

with the best

[alphaOmegator]

set in town

[mh2os]

of golden globes

[alphaOmegator]

Oh, those puppies!

[tcmba]

up in Athens

[vanders]

Where I don't

[tcmba]

live, thank goodness

[vanders]

or visit often

[alphaOmegator]

or stand downwind

[jkgator76]

Without a mask

[alphaOmegator]

and a raincoat

[mh2os]

in a park

[MeyerIsBack]

with a newspaper

[mh2os]

wearing ankle bracelet

[alphaOmegator]

looking for something

[Juggernautz]

than my mama's

[northgagator]

Crack cocaine pipe

[mh2os]

drawing unwanted attention

[northgagator]

from the mutts

[MeyerIsBack]

with suspicious eyes

[northgagator]

and runny noses

[mh2os]

tails that wag

[interrygator]

at Gator Masters