Game... Three Word Story, you add 3 words to continue

[gatorjjh]

to the deserving

[deebo65]

people like me

[keefer]

that always reps

[deebo65]

people in pub

[DeepPurpleGator]

and also drinks

[deebo65]

great adult beverages

[gatorfan5220]

anyone remember hoppinGator?

[deebo65]

sorry, not me

[keefer]

it was awful

[gatorfan5220]

malted alcoholic drink

[deebo65]

from Billy D

[Aardvark]

after kicking arse

[mamag8ter]

and taking names

[scubadude007]

drank myself silly

[gatorfan5220]

completely willy nilly

[vertigo0923]

oops 'twas jaeger....

[scubadude007]

causing another language

[romeg8r]

speaking in tongues

[vanders]

or unrepeatable words

[mamag8ter]

make the ears

[vanders]

just ring and

[ccoralgator]

my eyes burn

[vanders]

rat shivers down

[ccoralgator]

my pant leg

[vanders]

and goose bumps

[Aardvark]

that shiver my

[gatorjjh]

most special timbers

[gatorfan5220]

vermin infused excitement

[vanders]

once in a

[mamag8ter]

true blue moon

[gatorfan5220]

was a cup

[deebo65]

with two girls

[gatorfan5220]

holding it up

[deebo65]

and also eating

[ccoralgator]

Burrito Bros. Guacamole (get their early for guac!)

[deebo65]

Guac is great

[ccoralgator]

with hot salsa

[deebo65]

but served cold

[Aardvark]

with killer suds

[mamag8ter]

or good Margarita's

[vanders]

with chicken fajitas

[mamag8ter]

I'll buy that

[vanders]

doesn't cost much

[mamag8ter]

food worth it

[vanders]

Mexican always is

[gatorfan5220]

what to drink?

[gatorjjh]

with great Mexican

[gatorfan5220]

chicas who like

[deebo65]

the big weenie

[romeg8r]

ball game frank

[deebo65]

not that one

[scubadude007]

the other one

[deebo65]

yup, THAT one

[romeg8r]

you mean footlong

[Aardvark]

That's what MamaGator

[scubadude007]

is looking forward

[mamag8ter]

read my sig.

[gatorjjh]

and take heed

[deebo65]

Tells me off

[Duffman]

because I deserved

[scubadude007]

to be spanked

[baygator1]

repeatedly until I

[bigg8rfan]

can't sit down

[Duffman]

or move without

[AirGuard_Gator]

Wimpering a little

[Aardvark]

and moaning lots

[mamag8ter]

crying like girl

[gatorjjh]

who is in

[AirGuard_Gator]

the throes of

[scubadude007]

passion beyond belief

[Norcaligator]

over the price

[Aardvark]

of fresh cream

[beachpiratefla]

that I had

[scubadude007]

glass of rum

[mamag8ter]

shot of tequilla

[vanders]

and a shot

[scubadude007]

for Flip and

[gatorfan5220]

all the gang

[romeg8r]

of drunken bikers

[mamag8ter]

or happy ladies

[gatorfan5220]

caterwauling with fullfillment

[vertigo0923]

purring with contentment

[95Gator]

Hissing with anger

[scubadude007]

then the claws

[vertigo0923]

are then exposed

[Aardvark]

to the lips

[vanders]

start running in

[scubadude007]

wrapping your arms

[vanders]

around his neck

[gatorjjh]

and down his

[mamag8ter]

big hairy chest

[scubadude007]

slowly and gently

[gatorfan5220]

payoff then found

[gatorjjh]

then lost forever

[scubadude007]

having no clue

[gatorjjh]

to her role

[scubadude007]

as what she

[gatorfan5220]

would do when

[scubadude007]

she saw mightiness

[vertigo0923]

so she fled

[scubadude007]

screaming like a

[vertigo0923]

banshee in heat

[vanders]

an ear piercing

[scubadude007]

squeal that would

[Aardvark]

wake the dead

[mamag8ter]

scare the daylights

[romeg8r]

out of anyone

[deebo65]

out of sissypants

[gatorfan5220]

Bowden who fled

[DeepPurpleGator]

,Kiffin in tow,

[scubadude007]

from a sinking

[deebo65]

no, a STINKING

[Duffman]

and rotting ship

[deebo65]

full of rats

[mvt_gator]

and NCAA violations

[Duffman]

and inelgible recruits

[gatorfan5220]

both laughing stocks

[deebo65]

don't forget Hostess's

[95Gator]

and Kiffen rioting

[deebo65]

and crashing cars

[gatorfan5220]

and chasing coeds

[deebo65]

well, that's ok

[gatorfan5220]

not if married

[deebo65]

was for Tiger

[Duffman]

and for Clinton

[vanders]

not for all

[mamag8ter]

Kiffen the scumbag

[scubadude007]

would hit anything

[Duffman]

but prefers instead

[vanders]

to hit coaches

[scubadude007]

oh that's nasty

[mamag8ter]

mean and rotten

[gatorjjh]

but well deserved

[95Gator]

I would like

[gatordee]

to tell him

[Aardvark]

to bend over

[mamag8ter]

grab your ankles

[gatorjjh]

and kiss your

[keefer]

virginity good bye

[DeepPurpleGator]

because Scott Baio

[deebo65]

is DPG's buddy

[gatorfan5220]

needs some lovin

[keefer]

from deebo now

[deebo65]

watch your mouth

[keefer]

'cuz the truth

[deebo65]

=keefer wants DPG

[DeepPurpleGator]

to be president

[interrygator]

of dairy farmers'

[95Gator]

from Northern Vermont

[deebo65]

guyliner makup artists

[scubadude007]

colon cowboy specialists

[mvt_gator]

snake ranch club

[beachpiratefla]

in the desert

[mvt_gator]

by brokeback mountain

[romeg8r]

not that there

[mvt_gator]

is anything wrong

[95Gator]

With that choice

[gatorjjh]

of remote locations

[romeg8r]

tween the cheeks

[vanders]

a huge smile

[mamag8ter]

then painful grimace

[Aardvark]

that made my

[mamag8ter]

sweet a$$ goodbye

[Aardvark]

to the world

[mamag8ter]

sweet a$$ goodbye

[gatorfan5220]

hershey highway drivers

[Aardvark]

en route to


sweet a$$ goodbye

Directed @ anyone particular?

[gatorfan5220]

place down under

[gatorjjh]

the spreading elms

[mamag8ter]

ooops, posted twice

[romeg8r]

never hit twice

[deebo65]

unless she asks

[keefer]

then I deliver

[deebo65]

in epic fashion

[Aardvark]

a massive blow

[romeg8r]

job would be

[interrygator]

daily marital bliss

[baygator1]

but, the truth

[95Gator]

Is that you

[baygator1]

only get one

[gatorjjh]

special with purchase

[Aardvark]

of our daily

[gatorfan5220]

serving of sarcasm

[deebo65]

from fellow pubsters

[romeg8r]

will fellow pubsters

[keefer]

ever learn to

[deebo65]

know when to

[bigg8rfan]

post one hundred

[gatorfan5220]

letters of protest

[mvt_gator]

about injustice against

[95Gator]

the white man

[romeg8r]

who needs sun

[bigg8rfan]

so he can

[bigg8rfan]

become the nightman

[deebo65]

so he can

[Aardvark]

be the man

[scubadude007]

and not the

[Aardvark]

butt of jokes

[gatorjjh]

made by losers

[95Gator]

in the pub.

[Aardvark]

like no other

[mamag8ter]

no but similar

[romeg8r]

to other butts

[deebo65]

not boston butts

[95Gator]

But what butts?

[deebo65]

Butts like this
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i153/deebo65/2hours.jpg

[romeg8r]

black butts are

[gators21]

Nice Butt Deebo :grin:

[bigg8rfan]

Not those butts!

[gators21]

then whose butt?

[vanders]

mine is wet

(RAINING POURING HERE)

[Duffman]

and ready for

[Wuerffel5220]

but wait what's

[Duffman]

brewing over there

[romeg8r]

she could erupt

[95Gator]

after I do

[mamag8ter]

no premature eruptions

[scubadude007]

not a chance

[keefer]

because I am

[Aardvark]

to get the

[scubadude007]

5-hour energy drink

[keefer]

it as hard

[Aardvark]

as my favorite

[scubadude007]

set of twins

[Aardvark]

to do me

[keefer]

two times daily

[beachpiratefla]

and all night

[keefer]

then I can't

[beachpiratefla]

get it up

[Aardvark]

to do again

[keefer]

for 5 minutes

[beachpiratefla]

but tha'ts me

[keefer]

the minute man

[beachpiratefla]

from the can

[keefer]

with the plan

[vanders]

toes in sand

[beachpiratefla]

ass in water

[keefer]

glass in hand

[beachpiratefla]

living the life

[mamag8ter]

Pirates life great

[mamag8ter]

swashbuckle all day

[gatorfan5220]

avast ye maties!!

[scubadude007]

we take the

[romeg8r]

wench from behind

[mamag8ter]

Oh my goodness!

[scubadude007]

screamed the wench

[keefer]

in sheer delight

[jdcgator]

as she saw

[keefer]

my rather large

[beachpiratefla]

me run away