Star Wars and the World of College Football!

[Johnzagator69]

HERE HERE! Bobby Bowden is truly the evil Emperor... and the NCAA is his senate!

I know someone already has farked/photo shopped a likeness of him as the Star Wars Emperor;
but someone needs to do some more with photos of the senate labed as the NCAA.

Not to mention Phat Phil as Jabba the Slut with his topless (or near topless) dancing girls (Kiffy and Ed Orgeron).
Then we could have Nick Satan as Darth Maul, Randy Shannon as one of those putzy senators or Ja Ja Binks!!!
Jimbo Fisher as some young padiwan waiting his Jedi in waiting days to be over and get a light saber of his own.
But who would Darth Vader be in the college football world?! And who would his Princess Armadala be?

Of course for the good guys... Tebow can be the ladies man and tough guy Han Solo, sweet and innocent Luke portrayed as Danny Wonderful, Yoda as SOS, Urban as Ben Kenobe, Coach Strong as the whats his name Jedi, ESPN Erin as Leah, and so forth and so on!

Come on guys; help me out here!

Calling out all artistic guys and gals with time and photoshop knowledge!

This would be HILARIOUSLY funny!!!

[briezygator]

Working on this in my spare time at work :grin:

[Aardvark]

Should be interesting...

[briezygator]

Here's a rough draft of some. I haven't cleaned up outlines or anything like that yet, so please excuse some of the pixelation and whatnot.

So far on the Light side we have Jeremy Yoda, Tim Skywalker, Urban Solo, and Steven Wan Kenobi. For the Dark side, there's Emperor Bowden, Jar Jar Kiffin, Phillip the Hutt, and Darth Saban. Additional ideas?

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/briebride/groupcopy.jpg

[enviroGator]

Nice start...

[Aardvark]

Excellent!

[sleeze]

Looking good briezy........

[Aardvark]

Is there a part deaux coming?

[briezygator]

If anyone wants to give input as to additional characters to do, I'm all for expanding and cleaning up this rough version :grin:

[Aardvark]

How about Saban & Pearl?

[briezygator]

How about Saban & Pearl?

Saban is already in there as Darth Maul (I wanted to get as much of the face paint in as possible, so I guess it's a bit hard to tell it's him). As for Pearl, not sure who he'd be. That's the issue I'm running into is which person to do as which character.

[Aardvark]

How about Princess Togottu?

[TJtheGator]

So Fat Phil had Urban Meyer frozen in carbonite? Shouldn't it have been Spurrier since that is his true arch nemesis? Urban beat Phil but never double-crossed him or anything.

[Aardvark]

I'm sure you'll come up w\ something, briez...

[briezygator]

So Fat Phil had Urban Meyer frozen in carbonite? Shouldn't it have been Spurrier since that is his true arch nemesis? Urban beat Phil but never double-crossed him or anything.

Haha, I think you're reading it to it a bit too much :wink:

It's no so much about storyline tie-ins, but more with the appearance and personality of the coaches.

[BFeezy]

Put Les Miles in there as Vader, except turn the helmet into a hat.

[Aardvark]

All kinds of possibilities....

[anstro76]

maybe loose the sc visor for steve, when he was on the right side of the force?

[Johnzagator69]

Great job, Briezy!!!

I think you've got all the bad guys dead on! Lol! And though Urban makes a great Solo; I still think Tebow should be Solo with his Princess Erin Andrews, wholesome Danny Wonderful as Luke, Urban can be Ben Kenobe and Strong the other Jedi knight played by what's his name, SOS definitely as Darth Vader (as someone else suggested) with his visor and having gone over to the Dark Side (at SC) yet will eventually return back to the good side just before his ...uh, retirement from college coaching. Spiffy's wife could be Princess Armadala. Angry and intense Chewbacca can be Matt Patchen and maybe other wookie friends as the Pounceys. Bobba Fett either Spikes or some head hunter safety we all love - Wright. Now who would the Ewoks be now? We can even get Finebaum and Mikie Bianchi as the two senators collaborating against the Jedi. Gotta have Ed Oregon as Jabba's blue (topless) dancing girl, I still like Randy Shannon as Jar Jar Binks and Spiffy can be that lil' annoying "pet" of Jabba (Phil Fulmer), Les Miles as one of the Admirals of a star destroyer, yet who would be C3P-O and R2-D2?!! Galen Hall with his rounded head (R2-D2) and who can be golden rod all stiff? Oh, and Bruce Pearl (UT Bball coach) Jar Jar Binks underwater king dude!
And USC's head coach?!! Hmmm?

Either way... once again, finally... thanks for taking my dream and being the one to take the time and make it reality!

Now for someone to truly make it a short video; ala like the "Family Guy" version. Lol! =)


Anyways... just another curious question for you, Briezy! Got a few friends down in the OTown area; my sister graduated UCF in 2002, and my last girlfriend (who sadly broke my heart) graduated UCF in 2003... and was just curious if you too happen to be a UCF student/grad or a UF grad and now back to OTown.

I was born in Gville by the grace of God (while my dad got his masters) and raised and live in Jville.

Just curious; nothing more.

[Aardvark]

Some really good ideas^^^

[briezygator]

Great job, Briezy!!!

I think you've got all the bad guys dead on! Lol! And though Urban makes a great Solo; I still think Tebow should be Solo with his Princess Erin Andrews, wholesome Danny Wonderful as Luke, Urban can be Ben Kenobe and Strong the other Jedi knight played by what's his name, SOS definitely as Darth Vader (as someone else suggested) with his visor and having gone over to the Dark Side (at SC) yet will eventually return back to the good side just before his ...uh, retirement from college coaching. Spiffy's wife could be Princess Armadala. Angry and intense Chewbacca can be Matt Patchen and maybe other wookie friends as the Pounceys. Bobba Fett either Spikes or some head hunter safety we all love - Wright. Now who would the Ewoks be now? We can even get Finebaum and Mikie Bianchi as the two senators collaborating against the Jedi. Gotta have Ed Oregon as Jabba's blue (topless) dancing girl, I still like Randy Shannon as Jar Jar Binks and Spiffy can be that lil' annoying "pet" of Jabba (Phil Fulmer), Les Miles as one of the Admirals of a star destroyer, yet who would be C3P-O and R2-D2?!! Galen Hall with his rounded head (R2-D2) and who can be golden rod all stiff? Oh, and Bruce Pearl (UT Bball coach) Jar Jar Binks underwater king dude!
And USC's head coach?!! Hmmm?

Either way... once again, finally... thanks for taking my dream and being the one to take the time and make it reality!

Now for someone to truly make it a short video; ala like the "Family Guy" version. Lol! =)


Anyways... just another curious question for you, Briezy! Got a few friends down in the OTown area; my sister graduated UCF in 2002, and my last girlfriend (who sadly broke my heart) graduated UCF in 2003... and was just curious if you too happen to be a UCF student/grad or a UF grad and now back to OTown.

I was born in Gville by the grace of God (while my dad got his masters) and raised and live in Jville.

Just curious; nothing more.

Nice ideas. I'd work on this a bit more but I've actually got some freelance work that I'm doing at the moment (along with a lot of home improvement projects), but maybe in the future I'll go back and rework some things :happy:

As for your question, I technically don't have a hometown. One of the perks/downsides of being an Army brat is that you never stay in one place long enough to call it home. My parents chose Florida as their state of residency for tax purposes, so I qualified for in-state tuition and Bright Futures. I got engaged to my husband while I was still at UF and moved in with him in Orlando after graduation.

[Aardvark]

Let us know when you can get back to the important stuff(star wars farking), lol!

[demosthenes]

You should include Miles or Kiffin as Dark Helmet from Space Balls.

[Johnzagator69]

Thanks for the response back, Briezy! =)

As always... just suggestions; and I'm tickled that you ran with it already and did some really great work!! Too bad you had to do that "other" stuff instead for now; as in paying the bills.

As for the army brat thing; we'll my dad was in the Navy, but got out before I became and offical "brat" like my mom was with her Navy father. Yet strangely now; I've not only been in the Navy 12 1/2 yrs; but now I've been in the Army national guard for 10 1/2 more years... and am currently hanging out right this very moment in my "living quarters"
(what we call a CHU - Commercial Housing Unit) in Baghdad, Iraq.

Thankfully I intend to get back home soon (October) and not only try to attend a bunch of Gator games, visit Disney w/family and visit other friends in Orlando, but maybe a few other trips as well.

Oh, and I can tell that your husband not only has a beauty in his life; but better yet... he has a very wise and incredibly intelligent young woman who is a Florida Gator! Can't go wrong with that choice! =)

Anyways... I'll try to keep an eye out for any future Gator Wars developments!

And thanks again for your artwork!

Johnzagator

[Johnzagator69]

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[Aardvark]

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